A logging camp in the Pacific Northwest that made some money selling camping gear to idiots fighting for the chance to freeze/starve to death while looking for gold in the Yukon. It then became a logging camp with airplanes and progressed to a logging camp with airplanes and computers. Now it is a logging camp with airplanes, computers, and the biggest collection of snobs, posers, and self righteous assholes of every persuasion ever assembled.
Its residents espouse a particularly aggressive type of unpretentiousness that succeeds in setting new human performance benchmarks for pretension. Almost no one there is from there. All of its adult residents diffused there down a steep identity gradient toward a place where they thought they could find, buy, import, hire, or outsource an identity of their own. By the way, how’s that going for you so far? Maybe a few more Frank Gehry scrap piles masquerading as buildings will help.
Most of their time is occupied by lecturing less fortunate citizens of this country on how much better everything in Seattle is than in any other place on earth. This leads to obsessive comparing of themselves and their utopia to cities with actual histories and cultural identities, such as: New York, Boston, San Francisco, Tacoma, etc. This delusional herd of “enlightened and beautiful” people exult in, not suffer from, a collective, and well founded inferiority complex.
Speaking of being lectured to by these uberwankers, just try and bring up a hobby or interest of yours without having it spelled out for you in a smarmy, condescending tone how the lecturer has pursued that hobby or interest to the most extreme ends humanly possible and how your own pathetic dabbling fails to so much as amuse them. (Try mentioning hiking or some other outdoor activity and watch the fun!)
It also has great scenery, weather (despite what you’ve heard), and coffee, none of which make it worth the effort of trying to live there. (unless you’re filthy rich as are way too many residents)
In our lifetime, a humongous earthquake will shake the entire heap of coffee grounds, bicycles, Frank Gehry buildings, ecofascists and wankers into Puget Sound, an act not unlike the flushing of the toilet of almighty God. I’ll miss the space needle, but not the people in it.
Its residents espouse a particularly aggressive type of unpretentiousness that succeeds in setting new human performance benchmarks for pretension. Almost no one there is from there. All of its adult residents diffused there down a steep identity gradient toward a place where they thought they could find, buy, import, hire, or outsource an identity of their own. By the way, how’s that going for you so far? Maybe a few more Frank Gehry scrap piles masquerading as buildings will help.
Most of their time is occupied by lecturing less fortunate citizens of this country on how much better everything in Seattle is than in any other place on earth. This leads to obsessive comparing of themselves and their utopia to cities with actual histories and cultural identities, such as: New York, Boston, San Francisco, Tacoma, etc. This delusional herd of “enlightened and beautiful” people exult in, not suffer from, a collective, and well founded inferiority complex.
Speaking of being lectured to by these uberwankers, just try and bring up a hobby or interest of yours without having it spelled out for you in a smarmy, condescending tone how the lecturer has pursued that hobby or interest to the most extreme ends humanly possible and how your own pathetic dabbling fails to so much as amuse them. (Try mentioning hiking or some other outdoor activity and watch the fun!)
It also has great scenery, weather (despite what you’ve heard), and coffee, none of which make it worth the effort of trying to live there. (unless you’re filthy rich as are way too many residents)
In our lifetime, a humongous earthquake will shake the entire heap of coffee grounds, bicycles, Frank Gehry buildings, ecofascists and wankers into Puget Sound, an act not unlike the flushing of the toilet of almighty God. I’ll miss the space needle, but not the people in it.
With so many ecofascists, uberwankers, and Eurotrash wannabes, Seattle is America's own private Germany!
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The act of being a bratty but endearing spoiled wannabe hipster female. Satters may feel they are "middle class" even though they summer on the Vineyard and went to prep school in Switzerland. A very passionate breed.
Hipster dude: Hey, Seth, get off your vespa and listen. I dated a hot Satter last night!
Seth: Wow, that's Deck!
Seth: Wow, that's Deck!
by Link Hoggthrob March 24, 2004
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2.When you continously like to get in peoples' shit.
3.When you are to good at a game.
4.When your name is Scott and u Rock it!
2.When you continously like to get in peoples' shit.
3.When you are to good at a game.
4.When your name is Scott and u Rock it!
1.GUY1-"Damn your to Awesome" GUY2-"yeah becuase im The Scatt".
2.GUY1-"You're to good at this game,if I didn't know any better i'll say your The Scatt!"
3.GUY1-"How do your Rock it so goooooood?" GUY2-"Well, im The Scatt."
4.GUY1-"YOU SUCK!!" GUY2-"Damn I jus got own by The Scatt."
5.GUY1-"Hey Scott, you are The Scatt."
2.GUY1-"You're to good at this game,if I didn't know any better i'll say your The Scatt!"
3.GUY1-"How do your Rock it so goooooood?" GUY2-"Well, im The Scatt."
4.GUY1-"YOU SUCK!!" GUY2-"Damn I jus got own by The Scatt."
5.GUY1-"Hey Scott, you are The Scatt."
by BigPac April 27, 2006
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2. Person in love with soulless zombies, because it takes one to know one.
3. A soulless zombie.
4. A heartless person who doesn't know the meaning of a committed relationship with one person; i.e. is into polyamory because they can't feel emotion.
5. Person who shows an overwhelmingly exuberant "happy" emotion to cover up the lack of real emotion, or alternately to cover up true emotion, with fake smiles and caffeine induced energy.
6. Person who lives in Seattle and despite the bad weather which leads to the above symptoms, and despite the fact that Seattle has to have everything even if it reduces the quality of those things, and despite the fact that WA has poorly designed roads, still proclaims that Seattle is the best place in the world.
2. Person in love with soulless zombies, because it takes one to know one.
3. A soulless zombie.
4. A heartless person who doesn't know the meaning of a committed relationship with one person; i.e. is into polyamory because they can't feel emotion.
5. Person who shows an overwhelmingly exuberant "happy" emotion to cover up the lack of real emotion, or alternately to cover up true emotion, with fake smiles and caffeine induced energy.
6. Person who lives in Seattle and despite the bad weather which leads to the above symptoms, and despite the fact that Seattle has to have everything even if it reduces the quality of those things, and despite the fact that WA has poorly designed roads, still proclaims that Seattle is the best place in the world.
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Yo, like I was shralping down the hill dude, hit a wack tranny, sketched across some warped boilerplate and boosted a Gigandoidtron. Rolled down the windows, did a fly-swatter and had a yard sale.
by The Sticks Doctor March 14, 2006
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