Susanne

“What a wonderful thought it is, that some of the best days of our lives haven’t even happened yet”-Anne Frank 💕

Susanne is the luckiest person in the world. Sue_really

by Sue dutka January 8, 2022

Susan Buuck Tachik

A woman who is so petty that she will take your parents belongings. The only woman who could tolerate marrying your yt gorilla looking brother. A woman who has 4 chins attached to her throat. A woman who will take everything you own.

I was attacked by Susan Buuck Tachik when parents passed away. She taken all of their belongings including their house.

by Social prescriber February 12, 2023

Saucy Susan

A mixed drink consisting of red wine and semen. Typically consumed by the ultra-gay or any male under 30 who drinks wine.

Greg's old roommate used to curl up by the fireplace on Friday evenings and enjoy a nice Saucy Susan while choking himself.

by phillipjfry December 12, 2013

Beluga Susan

An insulting term used against someone, particularly a heavier set individual, who is being unreasonable, condescending, ignorant, or just a straight up Bitch. Being labeled a Beluga Susan is the equivalent of being called a "Fat Cunt" but in a more proper, discreet manner. This word is commonly used in work places, where an employee wants to call a fellow colleague a "Fat Bitch" but without getting in trouble.

"Samantha has been a real Beluga Susan today"

"Did you hear what Karen said about Daniel last night? Shes such a fucking Beluga Susan, it's unreal"

"Why do you gotta be a Beluga Susan"

"Nobody likes a Beluga Susan, I hope you know that"

by Dick Changler September 6, 2016

Lazy susan

A Susan who is lazy and doesn’t wipe her rear end, too lazy to pull the plug for her bath water, too lazy to kick off your crocs when you can’t even walk out your shoes when you walk inside, use her fingers aka her 3 fingers to scoop put the butter out of the butter dish, snorting to pretend to be cute, stealing people’s buns and food. Refusing to put your own garlic bread in the oven.

“Hmmmm why is the carpet dirt”

“Oh yeah it’s because lazy Susan didn’t take off her crocs”

by Idkidksghoroeht January 17, 2020

Brown-Eyed Susan

When, at a truck stop glory hole, the giving party gently and loving replaces his or her frontal genitalia with a puckered anus, much to the chagrin of the receiving party.

The naughty, precocious pervert peeked through the glory hole in overeager anticipation of his prize, and was justly rewarded with a brown-eyed Susan.

by specialpants April 5, 2016

Susan B. Anthony'd

Well, when Susan B. Anthony was working in the whole womens suffrage movement to get women the right to vote, there was a black man working alongside her, helping her for that, but also helping blacks get the right to vote...
Black men got the right to vote and he was just like 'Peace, bitch!' and ditched her... didnt even help her get hers.
So, it's called gettin' "Susan B. Anthony'd!"

It works for plans you have with someone:

"My sister & I were gonna take pix to put on facebook... but she took pix of herself & just ditched me... I totally got Susan B. Anthony'd."

OR

It can work for sex:
"So Jen, how was the sex with Mike last nite?"
"Well, I got close to the big O but then he just came & rolled over and went to sleep... I totally got Susan B. Anthony'd."

by DeeDee_Licious March 31, 2010