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Sagert

A slang word for cigarettes, commonly used by drunk rednecks in college.
“Shit, I’m out of dip. Someone ask Billy for a sagert”
by 😍😍😍😍😍 n September 3, 2019
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Bob Saget

A phrase commonly uttered by high schoolers who were just introduced to tourettes guy on youtube.

once uttered these two words create great annoyance among the masses

also a really weird guy that has hosted AFV and starred on full house
Ah BOB SAGET!!!

- Shut up kid

BOB SAGET!!!
I said STFU!
by Blonde Haired Midget January 14, 2010
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bob saget

A common phrase used by the tourettes guy, from tourettesguy.com, in the place of "oh shit."
Tourettes guy's fish sticks are hard as tits.. "OH BOB SAGET!"
by emily snazzyshorts July 28, 2005
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Staged

Didn't you know pro wrestling is staged?
by TooCrooked August 30, 2003
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5 Stages of Being Ginger

All gingers go through 5 stages in their life, like the 5 stages of grief.

1. Denial - They blindly believe they are 'strawberry blonde' and not ginger. LIES
2. Anger - Why me?!? Usually a period of blaming the parents
3. Bargaining - They start begging and wishing that their hair will change, or maybe a different hairstyle will hide the fact that they are ginger. Its not gonna happen i'm afraid
4. Depression - An overwhelming feeling of hopelessness, usually leads to lots of masturbation.
5. Acceptance - The ginger realises there is nothing they can do, and prepares them self for the endless insults.
Tony: Ha the poor bastard is on stage 4

Friend: His cock is gonna be raw by the end of the week

5 Stages of being ginger
by Kaiiizr February 13, 2010
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slageyes

when someone is eyeing you up purely for the intentions of sex. you of course can also be giving "slageyes"
1. Oh my god, barcode was just FULL of slageyes on thursday night.
2. she had the slageyes out last night, filthy bitch!
3. that rank queen over there's giving me slageyes. She should be put down.
by martyn bod April 7, 2006
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sage nod

To affirm something wisely, as portrayed by nodding is a sagely manner.
A:
"And once we hack into NORAD, we'll control the world?"

B:
"Exactly." *sage nod*
by Kaez the Bastard March 25, 2009
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