Smurf dick

when she so tight it squeezes the blood from your cock causing it to go blue in color

That pedo had smurf dick from that kid

by Big Black Rape Crime June 25, 2017

Bunny scurrying

The process of scattering bunnies from an area or small circular hole.
Can also be made sexual and violent.

"Hey smelly do you want to go Bunny scurrying?" "yeah sure I'm up for that!"
damn i lost the game ooooooooooooooaa

by Ted mcminn March 29, 2008

esophageal slurry

What we had for dinner at Taco Bell.

Alex and I had esophageal slurry upon a taco.

by stan9 May 5, 2011

Pop a Smurf

To take an Adderall pill. Adderall is blue, hence the name "smurf".

I have a 20-page paper due tomorrow so I'm gonna pop a smurf to focus better and get it done on time.

by 1nsultTo1njury November 20, 2016

Pop a Smurf

To bust a nut

“Ahh carol I’m about to pop a smurf”

*nuts*

by AngelOfBroadway August 1, 2018

smurf sex

when you fuck 'til you're blue in the face

dude, we had smurf sex until 3am!

by baddoggy April 26, 2006

smurf

another word for weed.

Guy 1: Dude, what have you been doing?
Guy 2:Oh, i was out back choking a smurf.

by the charlie January 14, 2009