Even that simple shit could understand what was happening. If that simple shit figures it out, it will be a miracle. Even a simple shit has lucid days. Honey, that simple shit will never know the light of day.
by Lightofday February 5, 2022

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by colbyco July 12, 2009

by Panda-princess_13 March 1, 2020

Not very intelligent; a person who has difficulty learning things ;lacking in knowledge or expertise
Similar to the word 'daft' which pertains to 'a stupid person; foolish'
Commonly spoken by British English (BrE) speakers, who have quite an extensive vocabulary to express their words.
Similar to the word 'daft' which pertains to 'a stupid person; foolish'
Commonly spoken by British English (BrE) speakers, who have quite an extensive vocabulary to express their words.
*friend slips forward attempting to cross motorway and faces head on with a lorry, sending Him 50 metres horizontally
Bloke: oi, fuck you alright mate?
Bloke 2: are you simple? bloody help Him man!
Bloke: oi, fuck you alright mate?
Bloke 2: are you simple? bloody help Him man!
by Danii.j_ May 20, 2022

"Simple Crunchy" people tend to politically lean right, eat organics and gluten-free, garden, recycle, use natural health and beauty products, and buy environmentally safe cleaning products. They do all without a lot of fuss.
While the Smiths like parts of the crunch lifestyle, they aren't into the drama of all the neo-hippie and hipster scenes. They are simple crunchy and live a fairly normal lifestyle.
by japaneseparsley August 7, 2015

A state of mind achieved through mastering layers of dad jokes, a complex understanding of how the world really works distilled into simple analogies that only a wise and aged (not elderly) individual can appreciate - all at the same time not really giving a fuck if anyone else likes them as a human!
"Mick' a great guy, and he really loves collecting sticks hey?"
"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"
"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"
by Zeuleus June 23, 2025
