simpled

The art of of getting completely and utterly wasted to the point of no return. You may be there physically, but mentally you are here, there and everywhere. The amount of alcohol is indescribable to the average human being and it is - quite frankly - a rarity to be considered as a person capable of getting simpled. If you are considered one of these people then you are to be considered as nothing less then a simple phenomenon

Last night, I was completely and utterly... simpled.
I’ve had a shit day, I can’t wait to get simpled tonight.

by Denis Rossman February 10, 2021

Simple

2.Easily understood or done; presenting no difficulty.3.Plain, basic, or uncomplicated in form, nature, or design; without much decoration or ornamentation.

"the simple truth"
"a simple white blouse"

by WonderousWords456 February 8, 2021

diddley dog simple

Something really easy to finish or complete

This project is diddley dog simple, so you should be able to get it done ASAP.

by colbyco July 12, 2009

Simple

Simple, go fuck yourself

Simple fuck yourself

by Swedish swede March 1, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

Simple

This is just simple.... Ya!

Simple simple simple

by TheBrainiacGod October 21, 2020

Simple Majority

A type of majority in which the amount of people that are on one side is at least 50 percent, but less than either 60 percent of 67 percent, depending on how you define a supermajority. Primarily, a simple majority is used in the context of voting, but it could also be used in other context, such as the demographics of a nation.

It was a close call, but, with a simple majority of 53 percent, the new governor will replace the current governor.

The female population of Switzerland is the simple majority, as they are 50.5 percent of the population, as of 2016.

by YourGoodFriendJimmy December 31, 2019