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Silent

adjective used to describe the complete absence of any form of suffering or anxieties enduced by real life living in oneself or others.
Yo, Dude... (dramatic pause) you're acting, like, totally silent.
by SadEmoPotato420 December 22, 2020
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J and silent bob road trip

When several People from online all have the same opinion and deserve to get their ass kicked, so you and your buddy(s) decide to find out where they live, then going on a road trip (or flying) and driving to each individual's house and kicking their ass.
guy 1: "Dude did you see what those assholes said about owl city on the internet?!"

guy 2: "yeah! I think its time for a J and silent bob road trip!"

guy 1: "what?!"

guy 2: "we're gonna go find and kick their asses!"
by shadow19734 August 4, 2011
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Jay and Silent Bob

Bluntman & Chronic is the worst comic I ever read. Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters. A couple of stoners who spout dumb-ass catch-phrases like a third rate 'Cheech and Chong' or 'Bill and Ted'. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses
by IamEugene September 11, 2006
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Silent Bob

That creepy son of a bitch in the bathroom stall who tries so hard to be quiet, that he may not even be breathing. This guy will camp his throne in total and complete silence no matter how many people come and go. Nobody has ever actually heard a Silent Bob do his business, because the Silent Bob can detect the observation and will usually hit a distraction flush and make his getaway.
"Man, my stomach was tore up and I had to bust a grumpy, but the dude next to me was pulling a Silent Bob!"
by IPC$ August 26, 2014
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silent-g

on simpsons and means silent GUY
i got to spell out wat you mean to me because i can no longer be a silent-g
by rexann March 19, 2007
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Silent Assassin

A man who waits in the closet while his friend has sex with a woman, masturbating, then jumps out when they finish and cums on her face.
Ted: Hey, I got a hot date tonight. You wanna be the silent assassin?
Bill: Hell yea, that bitch will never see it coming!
by rizzo fo shizzo November 23, 2006
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silent scream

noun.

The open-mouthed facial contraction of one being penetrated, most likely in the anus, caused by the pain of penetrating a tight orifice. Usually he/she will not emit sound though, as they are in too much pain.

Often used in a derogatory manner, as expressing a desire to inflict pain on another.
That bitch Kira is so annoying. I wanna fuck her in the ass just so she'll shut up. Give her the silent scream.
by Cap'n Stabbin November 22, 2006
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