shiterized

1, Gangstar word for shiting yourself

2, To release faecal matter from the anus with force, a necessity at a scat party

The tub girl shiterized herself

by Jon Bon Jovi June 11, 2006

wild shites

Attack of diarrhoea, in which there is catastrophic loss of sphincter control in the victim. Certain to result in a very unpleasant scenario, with shit running down the legs of the victim's kecks.

Jeeeeesus, those oysters I ate last night gave me the wild shites. I thought I would surely shit my entire gastrointestinal tract, tonsils to rectum, out through my sphincter.
Best I avoid raw seafood in future.

by Jobsagoodun September 8, 2006

meat shield

n. Human flesh which obstructs the passage of a projectile (i.e. bullet) from its intended destination. The human in question does not need to be alive to perform this function.

"Die, already! Damn meat shield..."

by ATX May 4, 2006

shitey cloot

A shitty cloth
A Scots indication that someone is over fond of whisky

He'd sup whisky through a shitey cloot, so he would.

by stevie platts January 30, 2004

shitecutter

sexy slim underwear, thong

Look at her and that sexy purple shitecutter of hers.

by tomtomtom7 January 11, 2008

Shitercock

After that great anal, i had a huge shitercock.

When you pull your penis out of an ass hole after anal, it should be covered with poo.
It would them be called a shitercock.

by Blemington Bear November 15, 2010

shitewait

When you're sitting on the toilet waiting for that last piece of shite to drop off the hairs of your arse

Sue: come out jim you have been in there for an hour

Jim: SHITEWAIT!!! Sue you dirty greasy whore

by cocolover March 30, 2015