happy shaft

-- refers to the manner which a penis rises when the man gets an erection --

-- synonym for penis --

Apparently, he claims that his happy shaft is seven inches of the greatest man meat a woman could ever hope for. I think he's lying.

by BalrogTheLog January 19, 2017

Orange Shaft

The act of masturbating after eating an entire bag of either zesty cheese doritos or cheetos puffs without cleaning the dust off your hands, leavig your penis orange.

"Man I was so horny and hungry last night, gave myself orange shaft!"

by LondonOntarioSucks January 10, 2017

shaft buddies

When women have sex with the same guy

Girl: hey I had sex with Steve

Other girl: hey so did I that makes us shaft buddies

by Tybra January 01, 2024

slurp shaft

When she slurp on that shaft like it’s corn on the cob

Damn mommy it’s 4th of July why don’t you give me some slurp shaft

by Pork master W July 13, 2021

team shaft

A group a people who form a team whom each individual pulls double digits.

Damn Nate is part of team shaft

by FoutMastaFlash October 22, 2003

Discovery Shaft

A penis going into a new hole.

Can you go in my back door with your Discovery Shaft?

by Badbandit123 May 20, 2021

Shaft-Treasure Vacuum

One who enjoys to suck on any material that is shaped in a shaft, balls or complete dildo shape.

Yo man, I heard Brian has been turning into a Shaft-Treasure Vacuum lately.
Yea, he's been blowing any object he can find.

by Darmonanic October 17, 2020