flip the shaft 

When you flip your hand upside down while masturbating.

Shotty didn't have a pinky, so she had to flip the shaft.

flip the shaft by Dirtynuggers March 1, 2018

Schrodinger's Shaft 

Also called Schrodinger's Shaft and Balls, is when you send someone a dick pic but show everything but the tip, until the tip is shown the dick could be anywhere between as long as the amount of shaft shown, or infinitely long.

Person 1: Damn my dick is tiny
Person 2: Just cover up the tip
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Schrodinger's shaft, infinite dick length bro
Person 1: Bro...

Schrodinger's Shaft by Shitting on the floor November 15, 2020

doumas.massive.wet.shaft 

A very cool and amazing person that deserves all the love in the world (also I think they’re a bit gay but that’s ok we Stan that) also is the kinda person who is a shinnie and a Chuuya kinnie 😧

Have you heard of my super cool mutual doumas.massive.wet.shaft ? They’re so cool !!

doumas.massive.wet.shaft by Dazais fart sniffer <33 March 16, 2022

The American flag shaft 

When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.

John and Josh wanted to perform the American flag shaft, but they had no paint and laxatives

The American flag shaft by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023

the 60th shaft 

When a bald headed man named Lance bends you over and goes to town on a Wednesday afternoon.

"I was trying to go to lunch when I was suddenly awarded the 60th shaft"

the 60th shaft by trainingmonitorguy November 6, 2023

Painting the Shaft

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows vaginal and/or anal missionary sex. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Buttered Sausage.

I accidentally walked in on Gerald “painting the shaft” after he pulled out of Mikey’s asshole and nutted all over his boner.

Painting the Shaft by Grundlethunder October 21, 2025

“All balls no shaft”

The definition of a guy that’s always right. He never does anything wrong and it’s always his workers fault if something happens. He’s all bark no bite.

Andrea said he’s “all balls no shaft” to Tony’s son when they were arguing.

“All balls no shaft” by That one guy joe March 5, 2026