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The Girth Scouts

A group of desperate teens with an incredible amount of girth but not length
Jenna the Girth Scouts are here!”
by LilDongle February 28, 2019
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Sleeper Scout

The secret Boy Scout rank for closeted trans girls. More exclusive than the Order of the Arrow.
Back in high school I was a sleeper scout, I know all of the BSA's secrets now.
by penisgaming47 September 13, 2021
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Eagle Scout

The "rank" someone achieves after having sexual intercourse with a little person (e.g.: dwarf, midget, etc). The insinuation is that very few individuals can claim to have had sex with a little person, just as few people can claim the BSA rank of Eagle Scout.
"Did you hear that Dylan made Eagle Scout?"

"How? He's not even in the Boy Scouts."

"He totally fucked a midget at Coachella last night!"
by Ponyo Bond April 19, 2023
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scout the dog

the best dog ever. they are really sweet and will let u pet them. they are overall really sweet and mans best friend
omg look how cuts scout the dog is
by rarararatata June 11, 2023
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Scout

Scout is likely to ruin your knee caps, scout dosent get dick. Scout is small but aggressive
scout: your are dead to me
by Josef September 2, 2021
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Boy Scout

Someone who plays by the book, regardless of the situation, especially to stand out in contrast to others who would prefer to do something differently. Sometimes he helps his friends stay out of trouble, and sometimes he’s just a buzzkill who whines a lot.

It’s almost always a derogatory term, and has nothing to do with the actual Boyscouts of America (though the image conveyed is that of a goody goody little Boy Scout using a diagram to tie knots and helping old ladies cross the street).
Charles: “We can’t park there! The sign says 5 minute parking limit.”
Dylan: “It’s fine, we’re just gonna buy some beer and be right back out.”
Charles: “No. It’ll take at least 10 minutes! We need to find another spot.”
Dylan: “What a Boy Scout...”
by Jay lowres September 13, 2018
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weasel-scouting

The art of hanging out in skanky bars sober in order to pick up drunk women take them home and have sex with them
John went weasel scouting on Saturday night and picked up a 58 year old intoxicated large lady and took her home and boinked her senseless. He went weasel-scouting
by Sarahr November 15, 2013
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