the russian underside is when your lady gets on top of you upside down and backwards and masturbates you with a 400 pound salmon while you masturbate her with a snow fox.
"Natascha, I think we need to spice up our love life"
"Boris, if you go to the fish store and get some salmon, we can do the Russian Underside and things will be so much hotter!"
"Boris, if you go to the fish store and get some salmon, we can do the Russian Underside and things will be so much hotter!"
by milkmaid604 June 13, 2007
Get the Russian Underside mug.-(V) The act or art of placing ones balls on the bridge of anothers nose, while orienting your "taint/asshole" over your partners mouth.
Usually seen at parties and strip clubs in the Tampa Bay area, most prevelant near TIA/Drew park area.
Usually seen at parties and strip clubs in the Tampa Bay area, most prevelant near TIA/Drew park area.
by Mad_Russian December 5, 2007
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the act of vomiting into a females genitals and proceding to lick out the vomit and the vagina. usually the act is commited when over-intoxicated, or due to an extremely foul smelling vajajay.
after a long night of dancing and drinking i took nancy home, but because i was so drunk and her pussy stunk so badly i ended up giving her a russian soupbowl.
by anus delmar June 9, 2010
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"How was that party last night?"
"It was pretty good, I had a Russian cereal bowl with that foreign exchange girl."
"It was pretty good, I had a Russian cereal bowl with that foreign exchange girl."
by Paso Robles May 8, 2014
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Ya bro, I was fucking her and she must work her pussy out or something because she russian bear hugged me, it was wicked.
by Ayeyoitsgod February 8, 2017
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Yesterday I wrote to an opponent (who misinterpreted my words): “You pronounced this nonsense. Not me.” Look at the comments to my tweet below. They return this phrase on every occasion. Many of them are apparently bots, but some seem to be humans. How differentiate between them? - Russian Ambassador to International Organizations in Vienna Mikhail Ulyanov
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2003/06/25
Russian people have a weird perception of a Russian kiss. This conclusion was made by the Vologda-based independent statistics agency. Specialists of the agency conducted an opinion poll among Russian people and asked them the following question: "What is a real Russian kiss?"
The results of the poll showed that a Russian kiss is a "very long and passionate kiss without spit or snot." A Russian kiss "makes your head spin, it makes you feel as if you are falling down and you do not have to analyze, where your lips are and where your tongue is." As a result of this explosion of feelings, a woman gives up and goes with the flow, whereas a kiss lasts the whole night, as a rule. There were some Russian people, who have never heard anything about a real Russian kiss. They think that a Russian kiss does not differ from any other kisses of other nationalities. Such people are in the minority. It is strange that such a minority exists in Russia, because former Soviet leader Leonid Brezhnev has shown everybody a very good example of the Russian kiss: "strong, unexpected, from the bottom of the heart."
2003/06/25
Russian people have a weird perception of a Russian kiss. This conclusion was made by the Vologda-based independent statistics agency. Specialists of the agency conducted an opinion poll among Russian people and asked them the following question: "What is a real Russian kiss?"
The results of the poll showed that a Russian kiss is a "very long and passionate kiss without spit or snot." A Russian kiss "makes your head spin, it makes you feel as if you are falling down and you do not have to analyze, where your lips are and where your tongue is." As a result of this explosion of feelings, a woman gives up and goes with the flow, whereas a kiss lasts the whole night, as a rule. There were some Russian people, who have never heard anything about a real Russian kiss. They think that a Russian kiss does not differ from any other kisses of other nationalities. Such people are in the minority. It is strange that such a minority exists in Russia, because former Soviet leader Leonid Brezhnev has shown everybody a very good example of the Russian kiss: "strong, unexpected, from the bottom of the heart."
Russian Kiss was said to be lady kissing your penis or kissing peoples with your anus...was two theories.
by Afholderbach August 30, 2006
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