royal rimjob

The act of eating your partners ass while simultaneously pushing her head into a toilet and flushing it

Last night I gave my wife a ROYAL RIMJOB

by JamNJme May 13, 2018

royale cum

when you get that sweet win and you can't help but jizz everywhere

me: i was so close to getting that victory royale
henry: nope the royale cum is all mine

by hurseoclock March 26, 2019

royal tasting

n. The act of tasting and commenting upon the flavor found in one's semen after a handjob. Different from swallowing in that the ejaculate must be transferred from another area and not ejected into the mouth.

Man 1: "She gave me a handjob, then divulged the results of her royal tasting."
Man 2: "Lovely."
Man 1: "She said it tasted like salt and vinegar crisps."
Man 2: "I actually didn't want to know that."

by dstiles February 12, 2013

Dick Royale

When you get a Fortnite Victory Royale so good, you bust a nut on your PS4 controller.

Last night I got 5 Dick Royale's. You would not believe the clean up. I even have a sticky trigger.

by Egm2g15 August 2, 2020

Royally Suck

When something sucks so fucking much it breaks reality and kills God.

Person 1 - My mum just bit the dust.

Person 2 - That royally sucks tbh

by Fucker with internet access September 22, 2022

BRIM ROYAL

A battle royal made people

Wanna play brim royal?

by Notimetoparty May 1, 2022

Royal-fag

A dickhead who hangs out at Royal Comedy Theatre.

Person 1: Hey, man, I want coke but no one is picking up.

Person 2: I guess we'll have to go try to score at Royal, and put up with the Royal-fags.

Person 1: That place is even worse than Comedy Bar now. Royal-fags are so annoying.

by Mr.steelrod January 29, 2023