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Roman Sieve

The Roman Sieve is the act of shatting into a standard sieve, followed by forcefully placing the shat-filled sieve upon your partners head, in a manner such that the shat squeezes out in a ridge like the red horse hair crest of a roman Legionnaire's helm.
I used my mom's new colander to give my girl a Roman Sieve.
Roman Sieve by Mik N. Paul September 17, 2008
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Roman Enema 

The Romans were the first civilization on record to use enemas, Roman physicians used enemas as a preferred treatment for a range of symptoms. A Roman Enema in contemporary usage is when someone imbibes alcohol via their rectum in order to avoid common signs of drinking, i.e., alcohol breath.
Chris was concerned his boss would smell the wine he was going to drink on his lunch break, so he decided to do it Roman Enema style to avoid being discovered. He filled an empty enema bottle with 750 mL of a velvety smooth California Pinot Noir with hints of vanilla and blackberry jam. He then inserted it into his rectum and savored a slow and steady intoxication that would leave no trace for discovery.
Roman Enema by winokat March 31, 2009

Roman Dump 

Back in ancient times, before battles of yore, the Romans would prepare themselves to fight against legends and other beings. In order to cleanse themselves, they would take (for their time) the greatest dump in recorded history. If you take such a cleansing dump that you can accurately predict the moment of the next good fortune that you will experience, you have just taken a roman dump.

Revealing to others that you have taken a roman dump will instantly improve your charisma score and open up more favorable dialogue choices.
Man 1: You have been in the bathroom all day! Did you fall in?
Man 2: Nahh..I just took a roman dump.

Man 1: Wow. You are my God.

Man 2: Of course - it was the only way.

Roman Culture revival movement 

A movement that seeks to revive the religion,politics and all the culture of ancient Rome and replace modern culture with them, and think the only thing we need to keep is modern technology etc.
The people in the movement believe that the best way to live is like the ancient Romans.
He's in the Roman culture revival movement.

Roman helmet 

The act of placing your balls on someone’s forehead and draping your penis strait down the nose. This act looks just like a real Roman helmet!!
Joey passed out at my house and we gave him a Roman helmet
Roman helmet by King ocean August 24, 2018

roman tesmer 

boy: he's such a roman tesmer
roman tesmer by pokemon go lldw August 19, 2019