Retand

A title fit for only those showing true retarded qualities that require an intense *headwall* moment.

Boy: LOLZ I was just trying to turn the radio up, but instead was cranking up the volume on my computer.
Girl: You're such a retand.

by The Real Slim Buttly June 8, 2010

Retard Aura

An aura that surrounds dumb people. That inadvertently causes the people spending time around said dumb person to suffer the effects of being dumber. This effect is not permanent it is only temporary.

Sorry, I can't seem to talk right. Must be because I was sitting close to George in his Retard Aura.

by Jodelosa November 10, 2010

Retard Vibes

When you get the sense that someone near you is a complete retard.

Robert: Hey Paul.
Paul: What?
Robert: Im getting the retard vibes off that guy?
Paul: Yeah, he does seen weird.

by Teh Camper and l ZombieGuts l October 8, 2011

Retard mode

When one loses all sense of intelligence and acts like a straight incompetent fool

When Kaden watches Dr. Phil he has gone full blown retard mode

by John Machtolff October 14, 2017

Bonified retard

When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.

"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"

by TSEngineer July 11, 2009

new drug called retard

When someone is being complete and utterly stupid.

"Are you on that new drug called retard?" Is what you would ask the "Cash Me Ousside" girl.

by TwangyBubbles72 March 8, 2017

retail fag

A gay guy who works in retail, usually a clothing store, who thinks he's the world's best employee, takes his job very seriously, and typically wears all of the clothing he is hired to fold and display. Often seen wearing a headset, acting overly friendly with customers yet very snotty with other staff, and extremely, extremely queeny. Is everything that is wrong with both gay men and capitalism.

"That retail fag just gave me attitude when I needed to retun a sweater. Why does he care?"

by XLR April 12, 2008