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A gay guy who works in retail, usually a clothing store, who thinks he's the world's best employee, takes his job very seriously, and typically wears all of the clothing he is hired to fold and display. Often seen wearing a headset, acting overly friendly with customers yet very snotty with other staff, and extremely, extremely queeny. Is everything that is wrong with both gay men and capitalism.
"That retail fag just gave me attitude when I needed to retun a sweater. Why does he care?"
by XLR April 11, 2008

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Someone that cannot modify a car correctly

Someone that cannot describe and engine's various parts

Someone that cannot paint a body kit/lip kit

Someone that cannot buy a decent import such as the following: Acura RSX-S, Toyota Celica, Mazda RX-7, Civic Si, Toyota Supra, Mazda RX-8, Subaru WRX and STi, Mitsubishi Evolution, etc...

Someone that modifies a econo car such as the following: Civic DX,LX and EX trims, Mazda 3, Chevy Cavalier, Chevy Cobalt (not SS), Pontiac Sunfire, AND THINKS IT'S FAST etc..

Someone that thinks a 4inch+ exhaust will give better low end gains. But in effect it will give better top end gains.

Someone that goes fast all the time because they can.

Someone that modifies a car incorrectly, I.E cutting springs, ghetto rigged intake, tire tuck on stock suspension, etc...

Anyone that installs pointless blinking lights or any other pointless gimmick on their car

Anyone who does not know what the fuck they are talking about.

Anyone who just modifies a car because they can, not because he or she is an enthusiast.

****this applies for every make and model of car on the road, not just japanese cars.****
"my base model Mustang V6 with the Pony Package is the shit, even though it cannot corner worth a shit, i'm a ricer"
by XLR June 28, 2006

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