rectal rooter

Destruction of the virgin anal canal by rectum plumbers

Oily shit hole

by none November 30, 2003

rectal examination

An exploration of the anus, colon and large intestines either digitally(a "finger wave") or by a Sigmoidoscope (the "Silver Stallion") to detect polyps, pre-cancerous lesions or early cancer.

Don't believe the proctologist when he tells you that you'll only experience mild discomfort when they video your colon...it feels like they sent an angry dwarf up your ass with a camcorder strapped to his spiked helmet.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

Rectal Bandit

Another term for Homosexual's. Used in a joking way.

1. SHIT! Don't scare me you rectal bandit

2. Hah look at him, he is defenatly a rectal bandit

by Mr.F September 16, 2008

Rollin' Down the Rectal Road

The glorious act of butt fornication

The Nerb - "Lets suck our cocks off!"
Dan - "No... buttsex is much better..."
Aidan - "we better get rollin' down the rectal road then!"
Nicholas - "Oh yes, give it to me baby!"

by Sam and Greg December 6, 2006

Restaurant quality

Used jokingly when referring to cheap and low quality goods packaged or made to look expensive.

What do you mean it's cheap? This stuff is restaurant quality man!

by nexer September 25, 2009

Rectal Purge

To release fecal matter from your rectum.

I went to the restroom for a rectal purge session.

by Macky T November 26, 2006

rectal rocket

When your penis is _quickly_ thrusted in someone's anus, it becomes a rectal rocket

"Dayum! Joe's cock was a rectal rocket last night!" - Jane

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005