Raping the Guardrail

When someone takes a turn so wide and fast in their vehicle, that when they get to the end of the turn, they start driving up against the guardrail, tearing up their vehicle, and giving unwanted attention to the rail, thus raping it.

Driving Teacher: Well, Suzie, you pretty much raped the guardrail on that wide turn you made on the intersect. I'm going to have to fail your driving test.

by Mister E. March 27, 2005

raping the cat

A euphemism for masturbating, derived from a bad pun relating to catgirl porn.

"Dude, I totally walked in on Dave raping the cat!"
"At least he waited until The Secretary was over, unlike last time..."

by Xhihou July 22, 2008

Raging Retard

To be extremely unpredictable while intoxicated. A person in this state will do actions they won't while sober such as, jump off or into things, bite others, break objects. Also while talking/yelling you may understand the words but their sentences will not make sense and seem completely random.

But overall you still have fun either being a Raging Retard or your friend is acting like one.

Kevin; "Man, did you see Jay last night, he broke a mirror in the bar, bit Dan's girlfriend, and was giving bums on the streets hugs and cigarettes"

Dave: "Yeah, he was a real raging retard after those 6 shots of Jager."

by zr2pilot July 4, 2008

Raging Butt Sex

Also referred to as RBS. The act of raging one's anus, or just having a good time. The term is usually covered up as red bologna sandwiches in the event of an older being asking what it means.

Dude, I gave RBS all night!!!
or

That party last night was Raging Butt Sex, everyone had a great time!
or

-Son, what does RBS mean?

-Oh it means Red bologna sandwiches, its a new sandwich craze!

by Colonel Dan does work May 25, 2010

dirt track racing

It means racing but on dirt

Dude let's go dirt track racing

by Dirty racer January 8, 2015

Racing

When 2 or more men are urinating at the same time and it becomes a race to see who can finish urinating first.

Todd and Jimmy were racing in the men's room after they consumed a large amount of liquids.

by Alex and Kevin September 4, 2008

Raging Bitch

A. a kickass beer to celebrate Flying Dog Ales 20th ANNIV, Raging Bitch, a Belgian-Style American IPA. Belgian yeast, thrown in to ferment an american IPA hopped to hell and back to create a dangerously drinkable 8% ABV BIPA.

B. someone consistently on a tirade, no matter your involvement, it's probable that you're guilty of something.

Stick to the first 1. It's much better. Although, you'll understand the name on another level the next AM.

Damn, Flying Dog brews so killer beers, but this Raging Bitch is one of the best on the funkin planet.

by jtilla October 8, 2009