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Saucy Puppet Show

When you put a sock on on your Johnson and have your sexual partner pour an entire bottle of Italian dressing on top of your Puppet ideally infront of a large audience of your peers.
"I went to Rick's saucy puppet show."

"What the fuck are you doing in my car?"
by ARocketSurgeon March 27, 2015
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meat puppet

A patient who consents to submit to radical surgery or who otherwise consents to submit to extensive procedures or lifetime pill purchases, etc. in a case which has each of the following elements:
1. Where other doctors, if consulted, might not agree that the condition is serious enough to justify recommending such a painful, dangerous, extensive and expensive course of treatment and;
2. Where the treating doctor's opinion and recommendation have been improperly influenced by the fact that if the patient consents, the doctor's financial circumstances will improve, enabling the doctor to continue to repay medical school loans, office expenses, loans for expensive diagnostic and other equipment and where the doctor's primary love is for money and where his primary goal is to become wealthy, and;
3. Where the patient's insurance or personal wealth has resulted in a passing score for the patient in the patient's wallet biopsy.
Doctor x: It's Monday morning, Dr. Y, let's look over the list of appointments for this week and see if there are any patients who might qualify to become another one of our meat puppets.
Dr. Y: Yes, I agree that we should review this week's patient files for possible additional meat puppets. I've just learned that my heavy investment in Monoposuck has tanked because of everyone suddenly moving to cloud computing accessible with cheap computer terminals and open source software.
by pamschel January 12, 2009
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sock puppet

a dildo that is kept in a sock inbetween uses
Jane took out her sock puppet and used it to pleasure herself in ways her boyfriend's cock cant
by me February 7, 2005
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sock puppet

Giving a random boy that doesn't even like you a handjob with his own dirty sock on his weenie.
So, Mikyla, do you wanna play sock puppet or what?
by Janice Depp October 29, 2006
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butt puppet

a best friend that you think is a "special" person
by yweallgo2hell June 5, 2007
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Dildo Puppet

A slang term for someone who enjoys having sex with his couch and pooping outdoors. He also enjoys making jizz and gravel sandwiches. He also like long walks on the beach with Oprah Winfrey.
That kid over there is such a Dildo Puppet.
by TimeCarr0t May 6, 2011
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Meat puppet throat punch

1. When a man fucks your throat 2. When mini me takes a ride down your esophagus.
My man just meat puppet throat punched me.
by Motel 6 7183 January 2, 2014
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