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Get the Bomb Promise mug.Sarah got me a Hollister sweater for £100, and I got her CD for £10! That's £90 of Present-Profit, it's gonna be a good Christmas!
by Sandfoxxxx December 15, 2011
Get the Present-Profit mug.When a plan is made after a night of intensive alcohol consumption and has a very low percentage of actually occuring. Called 'Pepperoni' , as this most likely occurs at a pizza place.
EXAMPLE 1:
"Urg, last night I told a guy in my class we should start a study group and be best friends. What a pepperoni promise"
EXAMPLE 2:
"Tomorrow I am going to wake up and be a better person. I am going to take care of myself, do some community service, oh yeah, tomorrow I start my journey!"
Next Day: " Yeah, that was a huge pepperoni promise.. I'm not doing any of that"
"Urg, last night I told a guy in my class we should start a study group and be best friends. What a pepperoni promise"
EXAMPLE 2:
"Tomorrow I am going to wake up and be a better person. I am going to take care of myself, do some community service, oh yeah, tomorrow I start my journey!"
Next Day: " Yeah, that was a huge pepperoni promise.. I'm not doing any of that"
by Maritimer Party July 23, 2012
Get the Pepperoni Promise mug.When a friend tells you to come to a party because lots of girls are coming too. When you get to the party there is one hot girl and your friend calls dibs.
Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...
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