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The Promised Neverland

anime that will get you to shit your pants after the first episode
it's about death and orphans getting eaten by demons
^ sounds like a stan twitter meme but it isn't
Emma over your favs
1.

A: I hate Emma from The Promised Neverland
B: I'll prick your eyes out and eat them
by MrAkiyama February 27, 2022
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Probastinatard

Procrastinating, probable bastard.
1. An overdue fetus that was likely illegitimate.
2. One who will most likely do something awful but hasn't gotten around to it yet.
1. As the weeks wore on, Jill didn't have the heart to tell her husband that the child he had waited so long to meet was merely a probastinatard.
2. That probastinatard should have broken up with you much earlier and for a better reason!
by Melanie Pritchard September 1, 2007
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New Jersey Promise ring

Someone's anus that has been cut out and is being worn as a ring.
He picked up the knife and made himself a new jersey promise ring.
by jewish assassin August 3, 2010
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Eastern Promise

As discovered in the Film Eastern Promise by Actor Viggo Mortensen, an Eastern Promise can be defined as someone high kicking the shit out of another person while butt naked.
Wow That Guy Just Eastern Promised The Shit Outta Joe!

If you don't gimme that piece of cake I will Eastern Promise you so hard!
by Evan Hanchett November 4, 2008
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Promasturbate

Procrastinating an important task in favour of masturbation.
Dude #1: Dude, did you finish the assignment?
Dude #2: No way dude, I decided to promasturbate instead.
Dude #1: dude that's fucking gross what the fu
by 33000Emails February 10, 2017
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Proma

Combination of the words "prom" and "drama". Used to describe a stressful, drama-ridden afterprom planning process within a group of friends.
"I'm sicj of all this proma over what house we're going to stay at! I don't give a fuck as long as I get laid".
by rushYYZ 2112 March 3, 2011
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procasti-working

Working on something that isn't the main thing you should be working on, but in general is good to get done and is helpful.
Steve tidied his whole room, procasti-working instead of actually sitting down and getting on with his project

Person A: "Dude, what are you doing? That isn't what we should be doing today. "
Person B: "This needs to be done"
Person A: "You're totally procasti-working"
by SteveSim013 May 8, 2014
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