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penile projection

When a (male) person attaches a phallic object (typically a plant or a household item) to his groin area with the goal of simulating an obscenely large penis.
Jim entered the room and saw that his friend Tom was sitting there, playing Call of Duty. Jim too wanted to play but Tom didn't let him. Jim took a nearby elongated cactus and placed it between his legs, pointing at Tom.

Tom screamed: "Put my cactus down, I am so tired of your penile projections!"
by Goban Petrov March 7, 2014
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pet project

A project, activity or goal pursued as a personal favorite, rather than because it is generally accepted as necessary or important.
Don't bother him about his pet project. You'll never tear him away from it.
by pysana_torba December 18, 2017
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stile project

i website that used to have some cool shit on it back in 98 but now its mostly porn ads
check out stileproject.com
by Damon August 8, 2003
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Project D

Testing grounds inside labs for misfits of society where social experiments to make them socialize is being made.
Are they returning to project d, I thought it was long over-due.
by Pikéy June 5, 2021
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ghetto project bitches

attractive young black women from the projects who speak and act ghetto and also can be very dangerous if angered and/or disrespected.
Boy, you better stay away from them ghetto project bitches unless you want to get cut!
by Grandmasta Bushido 10k May 30, 2018
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Broken Propeller

when you are fucking a girl sideways and you are on her leg and the other leg is on your shoulder you break the leg on your shoulder at the knee and you move in closer and fuck her harder in the ass so she screams in pain then you jizz in her butthole over and over
Guy 1: Oh my god I had to take my girlfriend to the hospital last night after we had sex.
Guy 2: Why?! Did her intestines fall out?!
Guy 1: No. We did this move called the broken propeller!

Guy 2: EWWWW she might not be able to walk again.
by Jack Mahbig Johnson July 6, 2010
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Experience Project

A self help anonymous social media website with a large devoted community who were addicted to it a lot and are probably relieved that it ended.

A place where you found people who could get you and shared stuff with them like questions,dick pics,life stories,spam,vents and sarcasm.

Millions of questions and experiences were shared and many friendships were made.

The community saved many lives and would have saved more but was frozen due to sissy owners not being able to cope with new privacy laws and government meddling asking about all the pedos.

Also,owner Kanjoya is greedy and will get free money from the frozen site turning up in Google searches.

A fun poorly modded pit for trolls and perverts but normal users managed to ignore that while complaining a lot. Everyday.
Also had intelligent,funny, depressed and all kinds of people .

Had a questionator who asked silly featured questions
and a much hated bot mod named EPAllie who flagged and removed questions unnecessarily.

Fun.Fantastic.Chaotic.
Will be missed.
Lives on in spiritual descendants like relatetothat,experienceagain and similarworlds etc and in hearts of every epeep.

The full site remains frozen and you can look it up and have a laugh or wipe away snot caused by nostalgia.

Rumoured to be unfrozen one day, perhaps when the sun melts the earth while becoming a red giant.

Rumoured to contain all enlightening secrets needed for life.
"Experience project was my first online home."

"I am an epeep."

"Totally addicted to it, glad it ended."

"The app rocked, the website sucked."

"I was sent a dick pic today. "

"Many liters of blood ,snot and tears were shed by epeeps struggling to cope with its loss"

"The teens ruined the website."

"Once upon a time, two old fat men perved with each other pretending to be young beautiful lesbians. 30% of ep."

"100% of epeeps found EP through random Google searches , Probably for porn or therapy".

"The questions area is not meant for statements"

"I'm very ugly"- hot girl looking for attention

"Thank You epeeps for getting me, I love you all, goodbye"

"EP is love, EP is life"

"Me too".
by EnlightenerReal June 2, 2016
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