Project paralysis

When you have so many things to do, you become so overwhelmed that you can’t start on any of them.

Dude, how’s that Jeep project coming?
Bro, I can’t even start it because I have too many projects and can’t focus on any of them. Fucking project paralysis…

by goodlord! July 29, 2021

Project Whore

Noun:
Someone who plans, creates and becomes engulfed with various artistic projects, sometimes multi-scheduled, over booked or back-to-back workload, to please their creative craving. Money for the projects is not the drawing element, it's the trill of creating, working and completing yet another project. This term is not be gender specific. This term is similar to Project Junky, you're hooked on being creative and taking on another project because you love the pressure of being creative.

Usage: "I'm such a Project Whore, so yes I'll create that design or work that project."

by w3Leon September 19, 2012

Miro Project

Starting a time-consuming, tedious, over-complicated task out of the pureness of your heart when there is a million other things to be accomplished in the moment, allowing it to exhaust all your energy, and causing the other work to be delayed or go untouched.

"Miro, can you add the new file to the Daily Occurrence Report?" "Yes, I will do that shortly" *SpongeBob Narrator Voice: twelve hours later* "Miro did you add the new file to the Daily Occurrence Report?" "No, sorry I was busy publishing my first children's book on how to install floating floors" Miro was completing a Miro Project.

by ak317 March 30, 2022

Astril Projection

The art of sucking a pending fart back up your ass and releasing it through your nostrils, accompanied by releasing a load of snot and boogers to go along with it that are known commonly as nostril projections. Another form of astril projection is equal to brown-nosing where you firmly insert your nostrils deep inside of someone's ass and blow enough air in there to lend them a fart.

"I've learned the art of Astril Projection! Baddity! I'm the master!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

Project ATL

Three lit boys and their krew threw a "project X" hosting over 600 kids from all over northern Cali. The house they used was abandon house on

Chesapeake Ct.

Antioch, CA.

-7 patrol vehicles

-2 SUVs

-Aye niGga you go to Project ATL?
+hella yes. That shit way mainy.

by Blay Blay 66 October 20, 2013

The Manshunting Project

A research and experimental strategy developed by a group of women who have reached maximum annoyance due to sloppy men hitting on them at bars and nightclubs.

The project involves various methods of avoiding or otherwise pushing obnoxious boozers away, either individually or with the help of other women. When carried out with the help of others, the project is usually tipped off by a predetermined signal or phone call to friends.

Jessica employed the manshunting project when a carouser, reeking of too much aftershave and hooch, stumbled up to her at the bar. She quickly brought her cell phone to her ear and pretended to take an important call while her two friends obstructed the guy's path by dancing wildly in front of him, causing him to stagger in the opposite direction and land in the lap of a largely-built weight lifter.

by ggirlcolo February 24, 2013

unfinished project

usually a car that was pulled apart to restore, all good intentions without either the skill, motivation, money or time to finish.

usually bought in reasonable condition and then sold as a parts lot with no chance of being finished.

Hey Bob, i'm buying an unfinished project.. it was your old daily driver.. now in 1000 pieces and totally stuffed.

Bob replies, that kid said he was going to restore it, then i heard he cut the floor for air bags and an LS conversion

by fartiscrubs December 11, 2018