programmer

a term that refers to a nocturnal machine that turns keyboard strokes into errors and infinite headaches at 3am everyday.

"I'm a programmer."
"go git commit die"
"ok"

by acnhkid November 30, 2021

ProGamer61

The best youtube channel in the world

ProGamer61 is the best!

by fhiweufheifhrjhgbesiremn iphui March 28, 2022

Programinn

Working hard to be the best possible and improving your craft

Ive been programinn all summer

by Olivertreeconcert April 23, 2022

Progressive Beyonder

Less formally called "Hyper-Progressive". Someone who takes is further left sociologically than a progressive. Common beyond progressive beliefs is that all white people are inherently racist, that you can't be racist against white people, that all men are misogynistic, that what is normally considered cultural appreciation is cultural appropriation, and that all men should be killed or have their rights taken away. Some progressive beyonders will use a reverse KKK pyramid with darker skin tones on top and lighter skin tones on the bottom. A lot of social justice warriors tend to be beyond progressive. Progressive beyonders will often try so hard to be progressive that they end up being regressive. This happens most commonly by perpetuating stereotypes or gender roles/norms or attacking people of the group they claim to be protecting due to the person not agreeing with them.

Those people on Twitter are not progressives. They are progressive beyonders.

by Shugunou November 30, 2022

Progophobia

Irrational fear and hatred of progress. freothecat

Your arrogance towards flat-earthers is evidence of your progophobia. freothecat
Galileo was killed by people with progophobia. freothecat
Progophobia will keep us in the dark ages. freothecat

People who who hate neurolink are progophobic. freothecat

by freothecat February 20, 2023

pilot program

A new idea at a large company that either management has no faith in it being successful (hence they implement it on a small scale) or is a brilliant idea that one unit can convince management to do (although management will take the credit when it goes company-wide). Either way the folks running the pilot program will receive the least support and the utmost scrutiny from supervisors and jealous snarkyness from their coworkers. Much like real test pilots although there is less chance of death (usually).

Watercooler Guy 1: "Did you hear that Steve's department has a laptop pilot program?"

Watercooler Guy 2: "Yeah, that will never work. Steve will screw it up. I wonder if I could convince my boss to get me a laptop though."

by Steve from Corporate December 16, 2011

Pare Programming

Refactoring code; slimming down a codebase; optimizing existing code.

This codebase is out of control, it needs some pare programming.

by Devil Hatfield November 2, 2018