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Girls take pictures of themselves, pick their favourite one and post it as their profile picture. Sometimes, girls use two or three of the pictures and use a picture editing website called Picnik. Girls edit the shit out of their pictures to make themselves look somewhat hot. What's the point of all of this? To get "Likes" on their pictures. It's almost as if it's a race to get the most likes on your profile picture. It gets so bad, that some girls delete their picture they just posted if it doesn't get enough likes within a certain amount of time.
"Woah, that girl looked so hot in her profile picture... now that i think of it, she's ugly as fuck in person"
by awesomekillergurl October 7, 2011
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Jesus price

An exorbitant price quoted in response to an enquiry, often in bargaining situations in markets etc. where haggling is usual.

An over optimistic price quoted in the hope of snaring an unsuspecting buyer, tourist etc.
Said by the prospective purchaser to indicate that they know roughly what something is worth and are not going to pay over the odds.
Man standing in front of shop selling oriental rugs, shopkeeper approaches:
"How much is that one (pointing to a nice example)...but don't quote me no Jesus price"
by MoLincs August 10, 2009
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picture whores

sluts on sites like nexopia and myspace that take many pictures of themselves showing off how patheticaly cake faced and unhealthy they are. Pictures are typicaly taken in a mirror with the whores looking stoned or zoned out. Some sluts show it all off and they are the major skankers that should go get an STD and stop crying for attention because their fathers hate them and their boyfriend cheated on them.
"Did you see Megan's 3rd picture on nexopia?"
"oh.. the one where she has no shirt on and her thong pulled up?"
"yes, that one. her and all of her friends are picture whores"
by Diane Cherrie October 19, 2006
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Pussy Pictures

Noun; A mobile picture message containing the female genitals or anus, taken in a bathroom.
by noodles trixie January 13, 2011
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Picture

To fart on or at someone.
I just took Tasha's picture.
I am going to take Nick's picture.
Mark is a champion picture taker.
by Udeson March 27, 2009
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love at first profile picture

When love at first sight blossoms for people who met on facebook.
She met him a week ago after he sent her a friend request. It was love at first profile picture for her.
by RisingWolve October 10, 2012
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Price

Desirable, impressive, or otherwise noteworthy. Usually attributed to something seen as expensive to a broke dumbshit. See also half-price
Damn, that shit is price, B!
by mal June 18, 2004
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