present from the gods

when a bird shits on you

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.

by 152380717378273299383 August 9, 2019

Presentor

A superior version of presenter. Made by Joseph Stalin, it wants to rape you.

The presentors are presenting a PowerPoint on communism. Nicolas is the hottest presentor, to be totally honest.

by Areodactl September 20, 2019

Perpendiculated

being a big confused

jenni was perpendiculated

by LordDoggo September 25, 2020

Pepentrate

That one emote from NJcheeselive on twitch

Person 1: Man did you see that face he made?

Person 2: was that was an NJpepentrate

by happybday October 25, 2020

Presentaion

a misspelling of presentation, if you actually spelt it like this once, good job. idiot.

"i had to do a presentaion"

by ritec November 3, 2020

Present Pocket

It's like a prison pocket, but a surprise

Jerald likes surprises, so I gave him a gift in his present pocket.

by FuryCollector November 14, 2020

Present

In the present. Right now. A 5 inch dick is too small for most women. They will double back and say "Well, maybe if he knows how to use it" and it's like it's only going to work if you let it and you're not going to let it because they are not ATTRACTED to a 5 inch dick. They are attracted bro a 7+ inch dick. So the are just going to get that big dick inside of them and expect men who the believe to be inferior to what? Be nice to them in exchange for nothing? Go without sex for the rest of their lives?

In the present and the future. Women are not going to want to marry a 5 inch. Sure they may date one or maybe even hook up with one but they won't be loyal and they'll only be doing it to gratify their ego so they can tell themselves that it isn't a life sentence to loneliness. Why? Why would they do this? Because they want to believe that their average dick son will have a chance with women. But he won't. He may get laid. He may have a girlfriend. But a 7+ inch will always come along and it is at that moment in the present that his relationship either ends or becomes a lie.

by Hym Iam January 4, 2021