The penguin

Laughter that resembles that of the Penguin from Batman.

"Why is aids a miracle", says Nile River
"IDK dawg", says Oxiclean
"Because is turns fruits into vegetables", Nile River explains.
"Haaaan haaaan haaaan", Oxiclean replies in a Penguinish manner (aka doing the Penguin).

by Neil aka Nile September 26, 2005

Penguin

Penguins may look cute and cuddly, but they are going to take over the world and the Gnomes are going to help them.

Stock up on the anti penguin guns because they're loose and looking for world domination!

by TheDeadDuck October 17, 2007

Penguin Master

Similar to 7Paul but in the form of an omnipotent being. Accepts all and controls Penguins. Has never been seen without his shades and is believed that those are the source of his power.

"Man, is that 7Paul?"
"Naw man, he's way too cool to be 7Paul, he must be a Penguin Master!"
"Man, his aura hurts my eyes when I look directly at him."
"Yeah, don't do that, you could go blind."

by 7Paul December 27, 2008

Penguin feet

when you walk toe to toe with someone and stick out your arms and wobble side-to-side

boy: hey
girl: hey
boy: wanna do penguin feet?
girl: sure! get closer!

by thesourse August 8, 2010

former penguin

a dumass who does nothing but flame inteligent linux users who are obviosly smarter than him.

Shut up you stoopid FUD and go back to crashing Windoze you troll.

by Tux OWNZ you June 15, 2003

James Penguin

Penguin, James Penguin. A christmas song written by country artist Brad Paisley. He is Santa's spy and helps him out every now and then. Mr. Penguin is similar to James Bond, except he keeps tabs on all the children with his secret spy equipment.

He's Penguin, James Penguin, that dapper little guy. Like a well dressed duck in a three peice tux, he's santas secret spy.

by Jonesdiggity April 5, 2008

swamp penguin

A black and white flightless-bird (often described as having a fur coat resembling a tuxedo in appearance) that has strayed seriously out of it's element due to a rare communicable disease known as swamp fever. Few survive.

Be wary of swamp penguins as they are disoriented, agitated, and easily startled. They can strike without warning and have razor sharp poison tipped beaks. Do not approach, or try to entice the creature by imitating a dead fish. Contact local wildlife authorities immediately and surround your house with an unbearable number of garden gnomes and pink flamingos to distract the beast and keep it at bay.

by DingdongsAreForever March 3, 2009