Porter

Porter, v.

The act of vomiting after a night of excessive drinking. Coined in Liverpool, UK.

Joey: So how was Javier's party last night?
Greg: Good, except that one Asian porter'd all over the place.
Philip: I think that I'm going to porter tonight.

Simone: This one time when I got so drunk, I portered all over the place and got engaged to some guy I was drinking with.

by Erasmus Boyband September 10, 2011

Pasterbator

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

by Name Currently Unknown February 6, 2009

Porter

1) A Porter is someone who doesn't have good WiFi, is short but has a long neck, and lags out mid-game.

2) Porter is also one of the words for the term "Pulling a Porter". Pulling a Porter means one who leaves mid call and mid-game without saying anything.

Example #1
Michael: Hey Ryan you're pretty short ha ha
Ryan: I'm not Porter!

Example #2
Porter: Wanna Play a ga- *leaves mid sentence without saying anything*
Umeko: You there? Hello?
Ryan: LOL PORTER PULLED A PORTER AGAIN

Example #3
Ryan: Hey Porter You Wanna Play
Porter: yEa I WaNnA pLaY (the capitalization and non capitalization text shows how his voice is when its laggy)
Henry: LOL PORTER IS LAGGING
Umeko: HAHAH ITS A ROBOT

by MyLittleDinosaur January 9, 2019

the pooter shooter

putting your hands in the form of a gun with two fingers being the barrel and your thumb sticking up like the hammer, and sticking that into a woman's vagina

Tim totally gave Becca the pooter shooter last night, she was howlin'!

by tom petty and tim January 3, 2008

Zach Porter

Lead singer in The Tragic Thrills. Very beautiful. It has also been concluded that he is Jesus.

Person: "Do you know who Zach Porter is?"

Me: "Oh, you mean Jesus? Yeah."

by trulymelina December 13, 2013

pooter tooter

this is a woman who can queef on demand by magically sucking air through their butthole and pushing it out their vag...i have no idea!

Girl:"hey check this out!"
Vag:"pfrrrpt"
Guy:"what the hell was that?!"
Girl:"i blew air out my vagina"
Guy:"haha you queefed!....do it again!"
Girl:"okay"
Vag:"Pfrrrpt"
Guy:"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pooter Tooter!"

by Tyler Cannon October 15, 2007

Poltergasm

When, during oral sex performed on a female, the female arches her back off of the bed and seemingly levitates due to the intensity of her orgasm.

He's so talented at oral sex he gives me poltergasms.

by Lttlmstrbl October 13, 2012