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SAME POSITION RELATIONS

IN COMMON other SAME TITLES in corporate , government, and n

on profits.

A SEXUAL innuendo that says both people are HOMOSEXUAL in orientation.

The levels in society of the comparison of two individuals.
The CEO of one corporation is related to the CEO of another corporation in many ways and they themselves can relate communicatively by the fact they are the SAME POSITION RELATIONS which can extrapolate to many other specific same positions.

I have been HOMOSEXUAL all my LIFE and other HOMOSEXUAL men have SAME POSITION RELATIONS as me because we know how this feels and how we act sexually.

One PEDOPHILE is just like another PEDOPHILE in how low they are valued by society and one PROFESSIONAL NBA is just like another PROFESSIONAL NBA in how high valued they are by society.
by METE MEAT MEET August 5, 2021
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Twitter Position

An opinion held by an individual that is well crafted for a particular audience on the internet; i.e Twitter, but cannot be expressed fully by that individual outside of that platform
John's just sharing a Twitter Position, ask him a follow up question and watch him crumble.
by TwitterPositionTM(23.11.21) November 23, 2021
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Short Position Complex

The Fear That You Fucked up when you took a Short position against AMC Theaters and now wish you were Long.
Hedgies have Short Position Complex because they thought my beloved AMC Theaters stock price was going to be driven down to Zero.
by SilverBack the one and only January 13, 2022
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Nugget-position

A perfect cat loaf with the feet and tail tucked in to the point where they are no longer visible.
My cat sat down and went into a perfect nugget-position.
by Free chicken nuggets January 28, 2022
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Emissionary position

A sexual position similar to the missionary position, but with an undesirable release of flatulence during coitus by the partner on top
He paid her bills and loved her kids, but when he busted out the emissionary position she fell out of love with his farting ass.
by Joshua Judges Ruth February 1, 2022
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Speedbump position

A type of sex position designed to target the g-spot, which is like a simple version of doggy-style where the person would lay on their stomach with a pillow or bolster underneath their hips, which acts like a 'speed bump' and the person who are penetrating them would enter from behind while kneeling and use the person's hips or the surface underneath for support.
The person on top can kneel either in-between the person on the bottom's legs, which will push them further apart allowing deeper penetration (deep enough to hit the g-spot), or straddle them for a less intense angle.
person 1: "I had sex with my S/O last night and we did the speedbump position, it felt amazing."
person 2: "lucky, wish i could try that position with my S/O"
by Shx4d0w July 19, 2022
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Nazi Position

1) When you fuck someone in the shower and they pass out during climax
2) When you fuck someone with a gas mask
I fucked a girl in the nazi position last night, had to finish washing their hair
by UrbanMansig November 23, 2022
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