Graffiti in my car port

The act of pulling out at the point of no return and inadvertently spraying over a ladies vagina or a mans anus. A method often known more commonly as "withdrawal"
Sarah - "Tom dont aim for my face, Graffiti in my car port"
Tom - "Ok"

"dude, was with a game hottie last night but had no rubbers, so I Graffitied in her car port"
by stinky scotsman May 28, 2009
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North Port High School

A school located in North Port, Florida, with a population of hicks, assholes, and douchebags.

The average IQ of a student is 12, and that's maybe the smartest person in the class.

All the kids think they can skate, but suck ass, just like the athletic school teams. They lost their Homecoming game.

If you go to this school you will be made fun of for having no 'swag' or have a fight started by at least 15 kids.

All these kids care about is weed, swag, and fighting.
"Dude I was so high on kush last night, me and my best bud dun threw hands!" -North Port High School
by YouAreAllFaggots August 23, 2012
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port orange surprise

eating a plate of asparagus early in the day and while having sex later in the night piss in your partners mouth for a smelly surpise.
Tim's wife wanted to be treated like a whore so he gave her the port orange surprise
by jerry17 July 04, 2011
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Lag-O-Port

When someone's internet connection is so bad they appear to be teleporting. While at times being an accidental occurrence, it is often purposely done with the
intent of making the other player "ragequit". Generally followed up by hate mail and spam, Lag-O-Port is looked down upon, by everyone except scrubs.
Guy 1: Dude I was in a ranked match and this noob kept Lag-O-Porting everywhere!

Guy 2: WTF CAPCOM! GET BETTER SEVERS FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU!
by Taizuku February 23, 2011
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port credit secondary school

(aka Pot Credit)

A school where everyone is smoking weed and crack cocaine. (but mostly weed, hence the nickname) Holds a large brown and asian population due to the Sci tech program, which is absolute bullshit since no university gives a shit. Still, the school somehow has a shitload of money...mind blown.
Person 1: You know where I could get some pot?
Person 2: yeah...just go to port credit secondary school...the school's called pot credit for a reason. The stuff's everywhere.
by IminscitecFuckmylife September 13, 2013
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Port Arthur Meteor Shower

While engaging in anal sex you , after ejaculation you urinate in your partners ass. She then emptys her rectum on your body.
The man i am now with is sure in to some kinky stuff. He wanted a Port Arthur Meteor Shower last night.
by bonescrub January 17, 2010
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cum guzziling port-a-whore

a bitch that you can carry in your back pocket and gives you head any time you want
the other day i was so hard so i whipped out my cum guzziling port-a-whore and totally made mouth sex with that bitch
by thebombdiggidycock April 24, 2009
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