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Porch Monkey

Me: look at that lil porch monkey over there, what a blackie
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The front porch

While someone is laying on the ground you put a belt around their neck and then pull the belt forcing their face into your dick
I gave Jessy a the front porch the other weekend
by Freaky porch September 29, 2024
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Porch

What’s a porch”
by Nmac06 June 27, 2025
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penis porch

When your big stomach covers your penis like a porch
Dang bro, you’ve gotten fat. Can you even see your dick under penis porch?
by RRRamsey is the shit April 29, 2022
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Porch polar bear

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.
Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.
by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016
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vagina porch

Vulva. Also known as “the bit on the front”
The external genitals of the human female.

Often confused with the vagina by human males.
Great date, mate. Ended up spending the night sheltering under her vagina porch.
by D. D. D. September 6, 2023
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Blinking porch light

Blinking house, blinking front door, blinking back door, blinking lights.

On, Off: 1 Flash.
This means hello 👋 a greeting or sign of acknowledgement.

On, Off. On, Off: 2 Flashs.
A sign of acknowledgement is implied, however, this usually as a signified "End". Examples like, meaning goodbye, goodnight, turning in for now. *Or the end of any posible perceived nuisance whether it be; light, sound (excessive noise), vibration, etc.
**Implied apology

3 Flashes: I'm Home, come over.

3 Fast Flashes: Come Quick!

3 Fast, 3 Slow, 3 Fast: S.O.S / HELP

4 Flashes: Stop any perceiveable nuisance, please.

4 Fast: F***ing Knock it off.

All can be repeated with a few, or multipul, brief pauses or intervals of pause.
Blinking porch light

Blinking light rules for back door or porch light communication
by Coconut363 September 29, 2023
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