Porch Monkey

Me: look at that lil porch monkey over there, what a blackie
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Porch Monkey

A black motherfucker that sits on the porch while the kkk stares at him in the woods.
On this episode, we see the black porch monkey in it’s natural habitat.
by Goatified March 10, 2021
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Porch-Monkey

"Look at this Porch-Monkey"
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Porch Dragon

A person who does their best work, and thinking on a porch.
“My homie Scorp, what a porch dragon! Finger banged the bartender from the mixer at sunset in front of her parents house”

“Lil’ sSnow and Brandini came up with the next years fundraiser for Irish people while huffing a bat together, absolute porch dragons”
by 5nakeCharmer March 11, 2024
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porch pheasant

A porch pheasant is an individual of lower class who usually is associated with the trash panda. These two are both a species of trailer trash who fight over who has more children with the same baby daddy. because of their amazing ability to breed and collect from the government they are Usually the bread winner of the family. They are also known to put Mountain Dew in baby bottles and have the best drugs around.
Oh my god, I saw Jessica the other day and she has gone from trash panda to full on PORCH PHEASANT she is nasty
by Queen trashpanda June 04, 2020
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Blinking porch light

Blinking house, blinking front door, blinking back door, blinking lights.

On, Off: 1 Flash.
This means hello 👋 a greeting or sign of acknowledgement.

On, Off. On, Off: 2 Flashs.
A sign of acknowledgement is implied, however, this usually as a signified "End". Examples like, meaning goodbye, goodnight, turning in for now. *Or the end of any posible perceived nuisance whether it be; light, sound (excessive noise), vibration, etc.
**Implied apology

3 Flashes: I'm Home, come over.

3 Fast Flashes: Come Quick!

3 Fast, 3 Slow, 3 Fast: S.O.S / HELP

4 Flashes: Stop any perceiveable nuisance, please.

4 Fast: F***ing Knock it off.

All can be repeated with a few, or multipul, brief pauses or intervals of pause.
Blinking porch light

Blinking light rules for back door or porch light communication
by Coconut363 September 30, 2023
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Back Porch Tummy Lifter

Method devised to allow the mating process of two super behemoths.
Leroy finally closed the deal with Lefonda by employing the back porch tummy lifter!
by Lumpuckeroris April 16, 2009
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