puddle jumping

The act of smoking a bowl of methamphetamines. This term comes from when the crystals turn into a puddle at the bottom of the pipe when heated.

Hey man, I went puddle jumping with this crazy hot chick last night. Then we fucked like rabbits!! It was awesome

by shatteredice18 September 8, 2015

porn peddler

People who have overflowed the internet with cheap, payment required pornography. This often time involves spam email, annoying popup windows, or annoying banners which make many otherwise clean sites not safe for work.

ytcracker, g, and the rest of the digitalgangster crew are a bunch of low and dirty porn peddlers

by AlienWoo September 7, 2005

strip-piddle

the word yelled when playing the game, also called strip-piddle. anytime another car with one headlight out is spotted, the first person to hit to ceiling of the vehicle and yell "STRIP-PIDDLE" is the only person in the car that does not have to remove an article of clothing. all other passengers must remove one article of clothing.

*car with only one headlight spotted

"STRIP-PIDDLE"

winner smiles happily, losers remove one article of clothing.

shoes count as one article, not two.

by need to change my bulb December 7, 2010

paddlefoot

An old drunk man who sits on the edge of a river and drinks himself into a stupor while kicking his feet in the water like a little kid.

Serena's uncle was such a paddlefoot. You never found him without a bottle in his hand, and he was always within 3 millimetres of some river or other.

by J L M R March 21, 2008

Puddle Cheater

A man who lays with women to receive free Meth from women or ex's and prefers to lay less with his woman the 80% the ex The 20%

I can not help you. You are a puddle cheater who cares for drugs and women with a love pipe.

by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020

Tongue Puddle

While licking out a woman that is on there period they made bleed. When it does bleed the blood gathers on the tongue resulting in a tongue puddle of blood.

Ben: I was licking out Beth last night and then out of the blue she just exploded with her period shit all over my face! There was even a tongue puddle!

Joe: No fucking way!

by JamesH1995 October 17, 2011

Toy Poodle

A male who blatantly disregards sexism against men and campaigns for women's rights in the hopes of receiving a belly rub or a treat.

Sharon: "Men are such pigs, they just fart and burp and fuck around."
Harold: "That's kind of offensive, Sharon."
Ben: "Leave Sharon alone, Women aren't given enough credit."
Harold: "You're a bit of a Toy Poodle, aren't you Ben?"

by digitalerie September 2, 2014