Paper or plastic?

A question one asks when one is told of a very ugly girl. In effect, it is asking whether this girl should take to wearing a paper sack over her head, or whether she's so incredibly fuck-awful that the only thing left is for her to suffocate herself with a plastic bag.

Dude, I met this chick at a Wendy's the other night. She was super into me. Too bad she was fugly...

How bad? Like, paper or plastic?

by Jamocahchip June 12, 2010

plastic

A unisex term as of 2006.

Pleasing to the eye individuals with sense, style and distaste for active non-conformists.

Plastics are intelligent, can mould themselves into any originality they please and like actual plastic can never decay aka we will always win.

Also: Utter Bitches to who deserve it.

Not neccessarily popular, just good.

Plastic 1: *singing* When I get depressed I cut my wrists in every direction, hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an erection..I must be Emo

Emo Kid: "I'm not upset" *wipes tears from eyes*

by Squirky September 3, 2006

Plastic 12

A term denoting the girls who are under 18 yet are trying to look 22 and or fake in some way.

Guy A: WOW so much Plastic 12 around here…

Guy B: Yeah I can’t believe their mommas would let them out on a school night.

by Rock Hardigan January 13, 2009

Plastic Bag

Elderly woman who has had too much cosmetic surgery.

Why does grandma need breast implants? She's already a plastic bag!

by desertfox07 December 15, 2014

Plast

Gay program, that non Ukrainians go to. No one knows anyone who goes to plast.

yuri sorry I can't sleep over, I have to go to plast.
Tf is plast Zennon. That shits gayyy.

by OG Ukrainian April 1, 2020

Plastered

Where a guy's balls are so sweaty, that his sack is "plastered" to his legs. Having ones balls "plastered" usually results in having to peel the nut sack off of the inside of the leg when one itches his nuts or pisses.

"Dude, it's like a damn sauna in here, my nuts are plastered."

"Want me to get the spatula to help peel it off?

by Domesapp December 6, 2013

Plastics

derogatory term used by Rockabillies, cats, teds and psychobillies to describe newcomers to their respective musical communities who have not fully understood the history or signifcance of the music and culture. The term plastic refers to the throwaway disposable, changeable identities of fashion following youth culture in the post war era.

Those plastics have all the gear but no idea

by Tom Rowsell June 18, 2007