Hot Plate

When a layer of saran wrap is applied over a face before a hot coil of stool is laid on top of it.

"Tammy woke up with a hot plate."

"Shut up ho, or I give you a steaming hot plate."

Hot Plate by Kerry "MFC" Cotton May 11, 2010

Hot Plate

hu-ot pla`hate to produce a bowel movement upon another human being's chest, on top of saran wrap

Tim told Chris and Derrick that it would be cool to have Liz hot plate on him.

Hot Plate by Anonymous September 7, 2003

Cleveland Plate

A cleveland plate is the same as a pittsburgh steamer, but without the glass.

In upstate NY, anything having to do with defecation and sex is inevitably called 'Cleveland"...

"Yo Dog, we've been invited up to Chuck Berry's Dressing room after the show for some cleveland plates!"

Cleveland Plate by Mr. Playa June 5, 2009

Pussy Plate

A pussy plate is the 2.5 lb. plate. It's one of the smallest weights addable to a barbell or adjustable dumbell. Pussy plate is used as a pejorative when someone uses such little weight.

"Bro, seriously, the pussy plate?"
"Yeah, you're right. Throw a ten on there."

Pussy Plate by M. stace July 31, 2007

garbage plate 

A disgusting dish popular to upstaters that consists largely of cholesterol and cheese covered heart attack.

My doctor advised me to stop eating garbage plates when I began to bleed butter.

garbage plate by aqueoustrans January 3, 2005

Glass Pie Plate 

When you have a person hold a glass pie plate over their face and you take a shit into it.

"That girl would not let me leave the party until I gave her a glass pie plate"

Glass Pie Plate by J-Bills March 12, 2008

portuguese hot plate 

The sexual act of defecating on saran wrap that is covering the other person's face. It is preferable that said excrement is loose and runny.

Jenny is so down-to-earth, she let me give her a portuguese hot plate last night.

portuguese hot plate by Rick44554444 April 22, 2008