Pissing Razorblades

Relates to the pain felt usually by males when suffering from gonorrhea and attempting to urinate.

He woke up one morning bursting for a piss, it felt like he was pissing razorblades. He realised he that had the clap.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Pissing on Wrigley

being a douchebag

When he was drunk he thought it was cool, but in reality he was just pissing on Wrigley.

by alexinbetween August 28, 2008

Posting a Parcel

Filling a parcel with excrement and posting it through the door of a house (commonly done after midnight).

'I was Posting a Parcel last night, very messy.'

by Bill Carr February 14, 2007

Ain't good for anything but pissing and old whores

What is said sometimes about a guys dick when he can't fuck good.
often said of a really old guys dick.

He's so old his dick ain't good for anything but pissing and old whores.

by Judge dredd7 February 4, 2012

Cherry Pitting

See “Melon Mashing”, but for Chinamen.

I wanted to Melon Mash but we couldn't because we're Chinese. Cherry Pitting is the next best thing.

by This is a mess October 22, 2009

pasting from the top

a phrase applied to persons new to hot-or-not who paste links from the address bar rather than below the pic.

No wonder the chicks he's sending are beat, he's pasting from the top.

by Daveo November 22, 2003

POSTING HOE

1.One who gets great enjoyment out of posting on forums.

2.one who is a obessive forum poster.

The girls on the Peace Love Castro Train are major posting hoes.

by daydreamingurl January 16, 2009