White people phrases are phrases used by white people, typically ones trying to sound cool or “dangerous.” They typically use words like champ, white chocolate, buddy, pal, or Oh brother!
Gavin was insulted in the burger king bathroom, and he said,” listen here buddy! You’re barking up the wrong tree!” The stranger responded,” stop saying white people phrases!”
Em dropped her vegan cereal, causing her to scream, ”UH OHHHHH SPAGHETTIO!”
Em dropped her vegan cereal, causing her to scream, ”UH OHHHHH SPAGHETTIO!”
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politicking, false-christian places of worship demand Pay to Pray from parishioner-rubes—and breaking nonprofit tax law while doing it
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When your weed stash is drier than a nun's panties and you're too broke—or too baked—to re-up, so you cram the last sad scraps into the bowl, top it off with whatever shitty tobacco you scrounged from a half-smoked cig, and light it like you're asking Jesus for forgiveness.
verb
To Plug and Pray: the act of desperately packing a bowl with tobacco over a ghost of green, then inhaling like you're trying to summon a spirit instead of just nicotine and disappointment.
Origin:
Born in basements and college dorms where hope dies faster than a joint in the wind. First recorded when some dude named Chad realized his life was basically a series of bad decisions held together by lint and lighter fluid.
Related terms:
The Ash Tray Special
Bong-ocide
Tobacco Taint (but fuck that, we're not calling it that)
When your weed stash is drier than a nun's panties and you're too broke—or too baked—to re-up, so you cram the last sad scraps into the bowl, top it off with whatever shitty tobacco you scrounged from a half-smoked cig, and light it like you're asking Jesus for forgiveness.
verb
To Plug and Pray: the act of desperately packing a bowl with tobacco over a ghost of green, then inhaling like you're trying to summon a spirit instead of just nicotine and disappointment.
Origin:
Born in basements and college dorms where hope dies faster than a joint in the wind. First recorded when some dude named Chad realized his life was basically a series of bad decisions held together by lint and lighter fluid.
Related terms:
The Ash Tray Special
Bong-ocide
Tobacco Taint (but fuck that, we're not calling it that)
Yo, we ran out at 2 a.m., so I just Plug 'n' Pray'd with my brother's Marlboro butts. Tasted like ass and cancer, but hey—got me through the night.
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If you hear 'Did you pray today?' whether it'd be in the distance or behind you, you will be in a world of eternal torment, and not the good type. Here are some primary examples of the phrase:
Whether you are in a dark room and you hear 'Did you pray today?' (If you're lucky, you'll hear it only one time, but if you hear it TWO times Did you pray today? Did you pray today? that means they'll go all in.
Some say that this phrase comes from @justjoofficial, a terrifying individual that is not afraid to dick you down on some gangster shit.
Justjoofficial is a level 5 threat, and you by any means, must NOT come in contact with him.
Here is a way to PREVENT him from coming after you, but it won't fully stop him. Consider praying when you wake up in the morning, and when you go to bed. You can hear 'Did you pray today' in any point and time, so praying is our best bet.
If you hear 'Did you pray today?' whether it'd be in the distance or behind you, you will be in a world of eternal torment, and not the good type. Here are some primary examples of the phrase:
Whether you are in a dark room and you hear 'Did you pray today?' (If you're lucky, you'll hear it only one time, but if you hear it TWO times Did you pray today? Did you pray today? that means they'll go all in.
Some say that this phrase comes from @justjoofficial, a terrifying individual that is not afraid to dick you down on some gangster shit.
Justjoofficial is a level 5 threat, and you by any means, must NOT come in contact with him.
Here is a way to PREVENT him from coming after you, but it won't fully stop him. Consider praying when you wake up in the morning, and when you go to bed. You can hear 'Did you pray today' in any point and time, so praying is our best bet.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about the new Nintendo Direct? It's pretty fir- Wait... OH MY GOD BEHIND YOU!
Guy 2: Wha-?
Justjoofficial: Did you pray today? Did you pray today? Cause if you didn't. . .
Guy 2: Wha-?
Justjoofficial: Did you pray today? Did you pray today? Cause if you didn't. . .
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2). acceptance that you are near an end of something you have lost control over
3). A phrase used before stating something that will happen when something else happens
2). acceptance that you are near an end of something you have lost control over
3). A phrase used before stating something that will happen when something else happens
1). welp, this is it (phrase), the rock you so desperately wanted to see
2). welp, this is it (phrase); we are going to die huh?
3). welp, this is it (phrase), just one more enemy before the final boss
2). welp, this is it (phrase); we are going to die huh?
3). welp, this is it (phrase), just one more enemy before the final boss
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