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pastafarianism 

paw-stah-FAR-ee-an-ism n. the recent emergence of a well illustrated and expressed “belief” that all existence was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster through the use of its "noodly appendages."
Person A: "This hilarious and satirical movement (called pastafarianism) came about after the Kansas School Board moved to put spiritualist creationism on par with scientifically supported evolution in Kansas public schools."

Person B: "This movement/definition (of religion) lacks the necessary mention of its reliance upon supernatural authority and thus the inescapable role of faith, which has been defined as having the purpose of "giving credence to things that never happened."

Person C: "Of course, there's bias inherent in that definition as well but, suffice it to say; the primary role of faith is to demand that one ignore logic and suspend reason so as to accept things as true which violate proven laws of science and often have not a shred of supporting evidence."

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Roblox Copy and Paste 

Allow me to define and describe one of the most commonly seen "styles" on ROBLOX. Copy and Pastes are girls who probably want to OD with slenders and are known to be somewhat toxic (not all are but that's their reputation) They usually have black messy hedgehog hair and simple clothes and stitchface (playful if they can afford) and sometimes a shitty short 17k leg (Korblox Deathspeaker)
20kliezz: Dang that is one sexyRoblox Copy and Paste
vTrustedJakxx: Lets flirt with them.
Roblox Copy and Paste: Hey ;).
Rubbing toothpaste on your nipples to get high
Bro: "Dude, why is there toothpaste on your nipples?"

You: "Because I'm pasting so hard right now."
Pasting by Trollylolol May 7, 2012

Put Peter Out to Pasture 

Impotence; when even boner pills won't help.
Dagnabbit, time to put peter out to pasture. Lord take me now.
Damn pri this pasto got a foe jumpin
Pasto by WixkSoulja October 21, 2019

nice pasta 

An abbreviated form of the phrase "that's a nice pasta" used to denote something generally pleasing. Similar in usage to "cool beans."
Friend: check it out I just got an A on the algeabra test
Me: oh nice pasta, man!
nice pasta by cnyh_8 August 24, 2020