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stimulus package

When a new restaurant or store, especially a well-known one that didn't previously have any outlets nearby, opens and is always busy.
- "Bro, have you been to the new Five Guys yet?"

- "No dude, every time I walk by the line is out the door. It's basically a stimulus package!!"
by TheOriginalJZ May 6, 2011
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Alabama Pleasure Pack

In the epic pursuit of carnal pleasures, there are few "intimacy enhancers" more potent than the "Alabama Pleasure Pack". Composed of but not limited to: One sleeve of goody's powder; one 20oz Mountian Berry Blast Powerade; a pack of bubblicious watermelon bubble gum; approx 21.2g of Funyuns; one expired condom (off brand only) and two tickets to the local livestock auction. The inclusion of semi-solid dairy products (i.e. Cheese Whiz) is highly recommended for lubrication purposes. The Alabama Pleasure Pack is often carried in a brown paper bag to your erotic destination. Application is completely at the end user's discretion.
"Hey Bubba, did your sister finally give it up last night?"
"Yeah she was hesitant at first, until i pulled out the ol' Alabama Pleasure Pack and by the end of the night she was pulling her teeth out of the ceiling fan and we still can't find the dog. My finger smells like it's been in a wookie.
by Leo Joseph July 10, 2010
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Joe Six Pack

A normal or average "run of the mill" person; or rather a person of daily life.
Joe Six Pack's SAT score was an 1000, because he's an average guy.
by Justin February 20, 2004
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Package Store

Connecticut, also known as the "P," a liquour store. probably derived from the brown bags/packages the liquour comes in.
If you are in the car with your mom and you are on the phone with your friend, you might ask them if they are going to the P that night and tell them to pick you up a liter.
by clio October 25, 2004
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cold pack

Cold pack is when a person has sex with a corpse
by fireman039 November 2, 2009
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Smoke that pack

It means the person got folded and its time to smoke that. Basically like if he got beaten in something.
Damn jay got knocked the fuq out.

We smoking that jay pack tonight.
Smoke that pack
by Hustlegb7 September 11, 2022
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packing blade

To conceal or carry a knife or dagger for personal protection. A less expensive alternative to packing heat or carrying a pistol or revolver.
Jamal was packing blade to protect himself while walking through the streets at night.
by Intelligent Pollack January 4, 2009
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