Hard Parker

Someone who builds a badass car and never uses it for it's intended purpose.

Erwin spent all his money on making his car track worthy, but when track day comes he would rather sit there and be a hard parker instead.

by HammeredRacoon/MAD SCIENTIST November 15, 2009

peckerboo

The most unpleasant situation where a man's penis unexpectedly maneuvers its way out of the fly hole of his underwear. A peckerboo usually occurs as the result of either (a) a sudden movement or (b) walking for extended periods. Public Peckerboos are the most severe, as they force a man to adjust his junk in front of everyone in the room.

Man I'm sorry I just grabbed my junk in front of your mom, my di#k was playing peckerboo.

by lawman186583 February 8, 2014

Meat Packet

Someone who is born completely disabled, mentally, and has no potential to develop. Can also refer to someone who is beyond lazy and lifeless.

Babies deceasing in the womb are likely to become Meat Packets, sequentially.

Informally:

Bill: "This mother fucker lived his entire existence in his room...what a meat packet."

by hippigorilla April 26, 2020

Lily Parker

That name that keeps popping up in cryptic videos on the app tiktok that nobody knows who the fuck she is, but all imagine her as a redhead with a ponytail.

Friend: "hey dude do you know who "Lily Parker" is?"
Other friend: "no but the name is in a bunch of ominous tiktoks"

by turntecGodhead May 13, 2021

Penis Parker

A man who parks his penis

1: I'll Park my penis in you.
2: I can't believe that he just put his penis there; He is such a Penis Parker.

by Casino's Mother June 1, 2019

homewrecker pecker

A large penis.

Juan had such a big homewrecker pecker, that ladies left other men for for him.

by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2017

Parker, CO

A suburb in Colorado, approximately 30 minutes SE of Denver. Parker is a very white town, with whites comprising almost 93% of total population. Most of the people in Parker are either retired white folk (who live in rich neighborhoods such as Stonegate and Clarke Farmes), working class adults in their 20's and 30's without families, and the stereotypical white families who appear on Christmas cards each year. There are 3 public high schools in Parker. Chaparral is primarily the white kids who are sub-par at sports but throw the best parties, typically ones with more alcohol than one could imagine, hot girls, and plenty of drugs. Legend is the second high school in Parker, and the only school in the town with a half-decent reputation in regards to sports, specifically baseball and basketball. Ponderosa is the last high school in the town, and undoubtedly the least notable. Not much goes on there besides drugs and bad grades. Aside from partying, Parker doesn't have anything fun to do besides twiddle your thumbs, go to Sonic, and street race

Ryan: "Hey dude you down to chill tonight?"
Me: "yeah dude, where? my house?"
Ryan: "Dude you live in Parker, CO ...wth?"

by yaboi37 July 3, 2017