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poster child

A mural-sized painting or photo of an attractive youngster.
Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.
by QuacksO December 2, 2023
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Poster cock

A cock that's so sexy every girl deserves to have a poster on her wall of it
Edwins has a daydream kinda dick that needs to be on a poster so All the girls can masterbate to it , Rachel loves to daydream when she looks at her very own poster cock on the wall of Edwin
by Rachel Lambdin April 14, 2024
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Pasted

Jenny: The sex was so good I pasted all over the
by Mrfrogm May 26, 2024
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PosTSD

When you have PTSD from working with a bad Point of Sale computer.
I'm sorry. I'm having flashbacks! It's my PosTSD it acts up when I see a new POS at a resteraunt.
by Charlie T. June 24, 2024
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The uneasy feeling you get after writing an exam, knowing damn well you are not making it out alive.
"And? How did your exam go?"
"I think I did well, but Bob is suffering from Postevaluatocogniremordiscombobilitousreflectalgiadysquanderfluxia."
by zeeksdicktionary October 7, 2024
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poster's madness

When someone gets a following (usually small, but it can be any size) on a social media site and it turns them into an insane diva who thinks they are far more important than they are, both to the social media site and to the world.
Early users of Bluesky often succumbed to poster's madness after getting just a thousand followers.
by The Madness of Posters November 7, 2024
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Postcede

Verb.

to come after (something) in time.

antonym: Precede
He chugged the beer down quickly , postceded by an obnoxiously loud burp.
by JennMe December 11, 2024
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