petey plastic

one of the most popular entertainers on stickam. aka a myspace whore/ e fame whore

OMFG petey plastic has like 100000000 friends omfgggg

by kyle catastrophic July 3, 2009

wrapped in plastic

Women wearing extremely tight fitting clothing.

Wrapped in plastic women wearing extremely tight fitting clothing to protect from unwanted hands.

by New User November 5, 2013

Plastic spastic

A person who can't control their spending on credit cards, debit cards, store cards, or any other type of plastic.

Husband: Another credit card AND you've maxed out the four you already have?!

Wife: I can't help it!

Husband: You're just a plastic spastic.

by Eternal Requiem December 10, 2009

pumped full of plastic

Having had so many plastic surgeries that it's blatantly obvious.

Ex. Britney Spears, most WWE Divas

by AJAW August 17, 2004

paper or plastic

Referring to safe sex practices, requiring either STD test results (paper) or condom (plastic).

I told my new boyfriend that when we get ready to have sex, it's either paper or plastic, that's my policy.

by myhappydestiny September 15, 2010

rip me out the plastic

Wanting to be ripped out of your clothes and fucked

Girl 1: oohhhh I want him to rip me out the plastic he so fine
Girl 2: girl you got no taste he a bum

by Roblox Nigger June 5, 2023

Plastic Bag

Sometimes when you're really desperate (and usually drunk), you wake up next to a really fat chick with a face like a mangy dog. Whether you brown bagged it or not, the rumor that you slept with her has the possibility of spreading the second she leave's your room. Keep a plastic bag in your night stand for these special occasions. Just whip out that bag before the beast wakes, throw it over her face, and put that fat tub of shit down for good. Proceed to get rid of the body, as it might be evidence that you porked the porker.

The boys at the Frat house can never find out that I slept with Tina the fat lard, I better Plastic Bag this fat bitch.

by Frankieo April 26, 2006