penny romance

An inexpensive, usually low quality romance novel.

Fabio models for the covers of penny romances.

by Dek Ingraham August 15, 2005

Pennsylvania Prospector

When a girl hides a piece of gold deep inside of her vagina, and you use a pickax to get it out.

Police Officer: So how exactly did she die?

Austin: Well, we were doing the Pennsylvania Prospector, and it worked correctly.

Police Officer: Understandable.

by Sloop Loggy Log June 24, 2012

Pennsylvania Pubic Pummel

When you grow your pubic hairs out so long that they begin to engulf your penis and you take a hammer and pummel your penis until your pubes take the shape of your penis which you can then use for various sexual acts.

I once say a guy with a 12 inch pubic hair penis, he must be really good at the Pennsylvania Pubic Pummel.

by Urine Drip December 5, 2012

Pennyworth'd

to backhandedly insult someone in a clever/snarky way, similar to comments made by Alfred Pennyworth to Bruce Wayne or Dick Grayson.

(from Nightwing #86, Dec. 2003)
Bruce: What did he do to himself this time?
Alfred: Astonishingly, Master Dick seems to believe his own injuries quite beneath consideration in the ongoing war against crime. Now where do you suppose he would GET such an idea, hm?
Reader: OH SNAP, Batman! You just got Pennyworth'd!

by RobinVII April 22, 2013

Pennsylvania Stow-And-Go

When you put your dick in a females rear-quarters and put her, and yourself on your dirtbike and or motorcycle. And go for a relaxing ride down main street.

Me and my bitch just did a Pennsylvania Stow-And-Go.

by Pennsylvania pancakes March 31, 2014

penny slit

n. Cheap-ass hooker. Obscure use of the word "slit" as vagina or ass, with penny indicating that it is so cheap you don't need much more than a penny to buy some time with it.

n. Any body orifice where a penny might fit.

v. On the present (-ing) it means buying some time from a cheap hooker.

Damn, look at that hoe, she's a penny slit.

Dat ho's got a penny slit yo; that shit's sexy as fuck.

Im'ma fuck the shit outta' that penny slit, it's so damn cheap yo.

My fucking bitch of an ex slept with half the damn neighborhood, she was such a cheap penny slittin' ho.

Im'ma go penny-slitting round the hood. Bitches love my pennies.

I pulled that penny slit... Jackpot!

by bloodedge September 19, 2014

Pennsylvania Oil Derrick

Masturbating in public while defecating in your pants

I was in the park last week and I saw a guy making a Pennsylvania Oil Derrick.

by Kuhtarl January 26, 2017