Opposhit

Unlike a normal "Blow the turd plug out and the gushing follows", the opposhit is where you slip a drip followed by a deluge of liquishit, then when you think it's over you feel it, PLOINK. Of course this splashes the gnasty AF shitwater all over your sweaty ass as a bonus.

Every time I eat at the Golden Corral I have the opposhits.

by SuperTaz April 7, 2019

Opposite Hand October

When you mastrabate with your opposite hand.

Timmy: “i mastrabate with my right hand but I don’t know which hand is left or right because I’m dyslexic”

Johnny: *gets idea*

Johnny: “hey I’m going to do opposite hand October.

*becomes a trend and a meme*

Johnny but older and is talking to his grand children: “I will miss the old days were we have nnn and opposite hand October...”

Kids:” what is opposite hand October”

*johnny tells the story of oho*

by lil ratty Minaj November 26, 2019

Opposite of perfect

The opposite of perfect is Kelton Crawford he is such a fuck up literally no one likes him not even his family or friends hes an abberisment to everyone and will never have his own family or house and hardly even a high school education

The opposite of perfect is Kelton Crawford he is such a fuck up literally no one likes him not even his family or friends

"Eww why is he so ugly and fat he doesn't even have a neck"
"Why are most of his friends girls that's weird"

"Kelton is such a retard he's in 30-4 I didn't even know 30-3 was a thing"

"He's never going to be successful, have a family or own his own house"

"Kelton is such an abbericmant to his family"

"Guys got more chins then a Chinese phone book"

"Ewww why is he so ugly I wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole

He has such a small dick I guess it matches his brain"

by brawadis December 8, 2019

Opposite of yes

The opposite of yes is yes. Now stop saying you not cute🤪

Her:I’m not cute I’m the opposite of yes. Me:so yes

by Kejej February 26, 2020

Opposite Day bylaws

Opposite Day has certain rules that are exempt such as kissing contracts

Shaina can’t back out because it’s in the Opposite Day bylaws

by Dirrin Kemball March 17, 2020

Opportunitarian

A person who eats whatever that is available on every opportunity he gets

Lera said she doesn't eats chicken but i saw her eating KFC yesterday. She is such a opportunitarian

by Thegramalectiction March 28, 2020

Opportuniting

A word defined by DBO that refers to a person or team working on creating new opportunities.
This is to have the following effect:

1) Making sure people are listening
2) To consolidate more words needing to be used to articulate this effectively.

We need to focus on inbound opportuniting as a company to increase leads

by DBO1 March 29, 2020