Ontano

The best restaurant in Northallerton

(Ontano Lounge)

Have you been to Ontano Lounge? It’s the best Resturant in North Yorkshire!

by ginger adonis September 23, 2025

Ontario Jet ski

While doing doggie style you must grab the woman's arms to move as if steering a jet ski. Adding to the experience you must now only refer to her as Robin Sherbatsky and frequently offering maple syrup for lube.

My buddy took this chick ice fishing, and they hit the Ontario Jet Ski, but She got frost bite on her titties.

by Barney legend dairy Stenson November 29, 2025

Burned onto a virgin's chest

Something that is widely known as infinitely true and cannot be argued against. The epitomy of truth.

That is so true it must be burned onto a virgin's chest!

by FB_29 December 27, 2011

Comber Ontario

In comber if your not riding your tractor or lawn mower to the beer store, then your with the CSH girls ;) This is such a hick town it's not even right. These kids can party though, behind the public school. LOL

"Don't you wish you lived in Comber Ontario, with those 3 CSH girls, and you could always ride your tractor around town?"

Yeah man, that'd be awesome. Get my dick stroked for $6

by NYVESOLOL October 22, 2012

De’onta

He a lying cheater and can’t keep a girl. But his ex still like him

Me: I hate De’onta but I still like him

Katelyn: 🤦🏾 ♀️

by Danielle625 April 10, 2019

yeet_onthisnut

a retard in a bizzare day discord server
likes hentai alot

Verified: @yeet_onthisnut
yeet_onthisnut: you are die

by nisjsjdj August 29, 2019

infra-ontology

Paradigm which explains why vision theory exists.

It states that outside of pan-contiguity the surface area of a line is twice the length of that line.

In infra-ontology, vision-motion is green but red sees the viewer.

Infra-ontology portends a signal theory of everything.

by metawave July 15, 2020