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dear Oliver,
you make my days so much better and I think I truly love you. since the day I met you I knew there was something special about you, you are artistic, funny, loving, respectful, handsome and so much more. I love you in every way and I hope to never lose you even if we only stay friends and nothing more. btw please fuck me
karina: "oliver is so amazing I love him."
Elysa: "haha you should date him."
Emma: "yesss ask him out."
Oliver by shitonyourfacecunt December 12, 2021
An amazing friend. No one quite like him. Extremely friendly but also introverted, beyond handsome. Deserves the absolute best in life and will be very successful in the future. Couldn’t ask for a better friend.
Ya know oliver?
the super nice one? “
Yea that one
Oliver by user62738838383 January 6, 2022
Usually decently smart and Is pretty good looking but most importantly he has a gigantic penis like 46cm like damn it’s big it bludges through his pants
P1: Hey you know Oliver

P2: Yeah that guy with pretty much a 3rd leg
Oliver by Oliver the pizz January 7, 2022
Massive horse cock, big cool guy energy. Super keen on cool skiing tricks. He’s probably better than you, nerd!
“Yo did you see the guy skiing?”
“No but he’s so sick he probably ripped the shit out of it!!!”

Oh yeah, he’s such an Oliver…. So dreamy?”
Oliver by NiceEyes69 January 12, 2022
A hottie with a frosted tip that every man women person or any living thing would want like a lollipop shoved up their ass
Oliver by WandaPP January 12, 2022
Someone with a cool van. Sells candy for free to make a money living. Pretty chill when you get to know him. Caution: Do NOT follow him to his oven. If you were wondering, he makes a pog burgur. He uses mystery meat.
WOW! You're such an Oliver!
Oliver by OldWhiteVanManHeHeHeHa January 18, 2022