ostercamp

a rare beautiful creature found in oklahoma.

i saw an ostercamp near OKC yesterday

by mikeythamikey April 23, 2010

Oyster Of The Little Man

The substance of one's nose slurped out of one's fingernails, ideally a big ole booger jellied in white mucus (the oyster) slurped from the tips of one's French-manicured fingernails (the oyster's shell)

Brett: You digging your nose?? Disgusting!!!

Katie: The oyster of the little man, for you my poor hobo. Try it.

Brett (slurping Katie's mucus-y booger out of her French-manicured fingernail): Yummy! Just have the Tabasco sauce ready next time.

by Moritat69 December 7, 2011

Oyster Nigga

Any nigga that acts like a male, than turns around and acts like a female, than back to male, daily, weekly, annually, similar to OYSTERS which are ambisexual by nature

Why are you so sensitive today bro, crying acting like a oyster nigga!

by Curt_Eisenhardt January 11, 2012

oyster shooter

When a massive load of cum is shotgunned into the back of the throat, forcing an instaneous swallow.

She was ball deep on my cock and her tongue tickled my balls in just the right way, I gave her a surprise oyster shooter. She was pissed.

by KBI2113 May 17, 2014

osterman

Osterman from the German culture; using oste from the Latin word meaning omniscient. Osterman's are athletic and usually only has one girl in the family. The firstborn and second born child get the girls. The third born gets the guys. The fourth born gets nobody and the fifth and sixth born get girls.

Man all those Osterman's are athletic but that fourth child is ugly

by Matt3756 February 8, 2018

Texas Oyster

The Texas Oyster is when you are the only male partaking in a threesome, delicately ejaculate into one of the women's eyes and direct the other female to suck the ejaculate out of there like an oyster.

I came in that tricks eye and made my bottom bitch give her a Texas Oyster.

by Tucker Rosemont November 4, 2013

Blue Oyster Cult cult

Fan Base of the rock band Blue Oyster Cult.

BOC fan:"After listening to a few albums I have decided to join the Blue Oyster Cult cult. How can I join?"

BOC cultist: "You can pledge your soul to the Blue Oyster Church and they'll send you your complementary Kool-aid.

BOC fan: "Can i just listen to them without making any commitments?

BOC cultist: "I suppose....but you won't get any kool-aid."

by insertopinionhere[ ] May 14, 2016