Equal Opportunity Offender

Someone who makes jokes towards all races, including ones own race. Typhically a white dude calling himself a fancier word for racist.

“That’s not racism because I am an Equal Opportunity Offender”

by frickfungus December 18, 2017

opposing teams

referring to the base you are in your relationship. some people are on first base, or third or whatever. some are still in the duggout warming the benches. then there are the "wannabe" relationships that are so far off they are on opposing teams

Jim: I think Cindy and I are moving to second base.
Shannon: What? I talked to Cindy. Your relationship is so far off you are on opposing teams.

by DarbyLou December 22, 2008

Oppogang

Your nemesis gang or a opposing gang.

dam, da oppogangs be shootin day gats at us.

by Hayden Goetz August 27, 2005

Golden Opportunity

A great, often unexpected chance to achieve a desired goal.

I blew a golden opportunity when I left my homework pass at home after deciding not to do my homework.

by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005

Golden opportunity

Drunkenly peeing the bed when company is over and blaming it on them in the morning

"Dude, did you bang that chick last night?"
"Yeah bro, but I was so wasted I pissed the bed"
"Did you blame it on her in the morning?"
"No, why?"
"Then you, my friend, missed a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY"

by wiznerd1 June 3, 2011

opposite of cougar.

The equal yet opposite equivalent of an older woman who's attracted to younger men; A younger woman who's interested in older men.

I stopped worrying if my 20 year old girlfriend might possibly leave me (her 30 year old boyfriend) for a younger model the moment she confessed to being the opposite of cougar.

by Romes Gray May 31, 2014

OPPONG

TF ( u know wat it means :) )

" I opponged that girl hard last night "

by Anonymous July 8, 2003