Noserope

In surfer lingo: gooey combination booger/ salt water flood like nose drainage, often occurring at the most inopportune times such as when you are trying to tell the teacher there is a perfectly reasonable explanation you're late for class.

I had em' totally fooled til I dropped a noserope on his desk.

by Noserope February 4, 2013

Nostradamusly

An adverb describing an intellectual and educated prediction of an event that is yet to occur, similar to the style of Nostradamus, who is well known for his own ironic and shockingly specific premonitions.

She nostradamusly determined the outcome of their relationship in an alarmingly detailed prediction.

by Miss Jessie February 24, 2013

Nostril Cream Pie

A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.

Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!

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by Eskorpija May 21, 2016

Nostril gators

It's an aligator protecting in an around the nostril ensuring safety to the nostril at all times

My nostril gators need feeding

by Kim mckee August 1, 2016

nostril hair

Nostril hair can give you boogers that drip into your mouth.

Look at your nostril hairs, their so long.

by Pablo.Man March 31, 2017

NOSTRIL PARTY

YOU NEED TO FLARE YOUR NOSTRILS OK OR ELSE YOUR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS ARENT AT THE HIGH PERFORMENCE RATE THEY COULD BE!

nostril party- "Can you just flare your nostrils please, if you don't we cant be friends"

by bublimbitsgw August 14, 2017

nostril rape

The act in which some one male sticks his penis up soomeones nostril without consent

No, john I told you I don't want it up my nostril.... John that's (nostril rape)

by Nostril rape isn't a joke September 14, 2017