A crusty cunt who enjoys recreating oral with popsicles. Will eat your ass and stab you at the same time. A low-life who plays fortnite while jackin off to the only girl gamer in the server. What an 11 year old flipping fates fucker
by Carrot Cunt September 12, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Noah's can be girls. Girls that are Noah's are funny and athletic. They can also be lazy but when they try their hardest at something that achieve it. Noah's also fall hard. No not literally. When a Noah says she likes you or even gives you a smile(which is rarely done) then you must be special to her. Don't take Noah for granted. She'll be there for you and she always keeps it real regardless of the situation. Noah has probably been hurt in her life and has attachment issues. She's been through things that you haven't experienced before. She'll flirt a little but if she does then take the hint(she's giving it for a reason). Don't let Noah walk out your life and don't try to walk out hers. Ask her why she acts the way she acts and does things the way she does them before you judge her because she's been through hell to get where she's at. She knows what collage she's going to and why because she plans for the future. She has fallback plans just in case she can't achieve her goals. Just remember Noah is worth it. Noah is worth putting up with the attitude and she jokes because she'll be there waiting for you when you need her the most.
Girl¹:My name is Erin
Girl²:Yep, and I'm Noah
Guy: Those are guy names
Girl²:Welp, they're unisex names now.
Girl¹: They're not boy names if we're girls and we have them.
Girl²:Yep, and I'm Noah
Guy: Those are guy names
Girl²:Welp, they're unisex names now.
Girl¹: They're not boy names if we're girls and we have them.
by Defintins April 21, 2018
Get the Noahmug. No-ah usually a coward with a small penis. Some Noah’s are good. But others are a weaker version of a Kyle or somebody who thinks they’re better than everyone else.
by Vulpus May 20, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Noah
Even after Noah breaks your heart, you can never seem to stop loving Noah, he’s a kind, funny, and talented person who can be romantic when he needs to.
by 132ajay637272 June 7, 2018
Get the Noahmug. A Noah usually doesn't have the best taste in women but has beautiful eyes and a terrific smile and is very handsome and knows how to brighten your day.
normally tells jokes and tries to catch your attention he will bother you in classes and distract you if your sitting by him,or even partners with him.
Noah has a great scene of humor and he will never let you down.
normally tells jokes and tries to catch your attention he will bother you in classes and distract you if your sitting by him,or even partners with him.
Noah has a great scene of humor and he will never let you down.
by mypotato1000 February 24, 2019
Get the Noahmug. He's a Noah just look at him.... He very well has a hard time using his brain and he's Cute but, Special.
by Yoloknoight October 26, 2018
Get the Noahmug. by elli - hebas bf August 10, 2019
Get the Noahmug.