Noah is an amazingly blessed person. He is very annoying and a little bitchy. But in all noah is not worth the air. If you ever meet a noah do not be scared. He can sense fear. I would highly not recommend being friends with a noah. If you see a Jackson and a noah run.
Noah is so annoying.
by Noah sucks July 14, 2018
Any boy with this name is the biggest cunt in the universe. Shit hair, shit face. Walks round like he owns the place. Likely crys when is mum finds out he had been smoking gras. s
'noah is a real cunt'
by Honestlyys April 7, 2020
Noah. He is a gentleman that will either pursue you to play you, or to love you with all his heart. Noah. He will feel he is hard to love but many people love him! He has many suitors from hos, to tricks, to coogers with a strong EGO. He loves romance he wont admit it, his heart is gold, his smile will warm your heart. This a King. Often he loved once too many times and got his heart broke. IF hes in love with you , he wont never let you go hes a keeper and will make u his wife. Noah. He is a man of his word and dont keep anything from him he will find out. Noah. most likely a Scorpio. He's the type that will make all the girls go crazy because his d!ck game is addictive. Noah the one and only "I will find out whatever u keep away from me" ass nigga. Noah wants to feel passionate towards his lover.
He wants excitement. He wants someone with beauty. He just wants you to not give up on him. IF noah said he loves you he really means it. He will let you know your being played. He is very protective over the people he loves as well. Get you a noah!! :)
He wants excitement. He wants someone with beauty. He just wants you to not give up on him. IF noah said he loves you he really means it. He will let you know your being played. He is very protective over the people he loves as well. Get you a noah!! :)
Noah is my boyfriend. Noah is sexy. Noah is hot! His sex was the best i ever had! Noah is mine forever
by divineempress223 March 2, 2021
Noah: hello
by Climactic always November 13, 2019
That fat ass kid in your class that is a huge snitch and a real asshole. He is super jealous and is definitely going to pick on you if your better than him in anyway which most people are. He is EXTREMELY immature and makes perverted jokes all the time that are disgusting. He is super horny and watches porn as much as possible. He will never get a girl cuz he is super disgusting and FUGLY. Noah also has the SMALLEST dick on earth not even bacteria can live on his dick it's so small. He is a REAL assclown. Noah will do ANYTHING and I MEAN ANYTHING for anything edible. Noah is a real pussy and can't fight for shit he also cries a lot to stupid shit. Simply he is a true ANIMALISTIC ALIEN SHIT HEAD. P.S If Noah ever reads this he will cry until earth's sea level has risen a KILOMETRE.
by Y'ALL FATASS KNOW IM RIGHT March 28, 2018
The sensible, yet fun one out of a group. Noah is strong leader with an assertive personality, and isn't scared to share his opinions and draw out debates. A tall, handsome, pure-hearted man. Everyone loves hanging with him, except a few other gentlemen too intimidated to let their guard down and like him. Probably very passionate about their religion/beliefs
"Whoa, I wonder if he's ever considered becoming a preacher or some influential speaker".
"Yeah, Noah is a very good speaker"
"Yeah, Noah is a very good speaker"
by b_becca02 September 10, 2019
A Pussy Nigga That Wants No Smoke He will always run and hide or tell an adult if you were to put fear in his heart he is the nigga u don't want to take if u were planning to jump somebody
Me:Noah u trying 2 pull up and fuck some niggas up
Noah:nah my grandmother funeral today
Me:ok
Noah: Caught on the snap at a kennedy fried chicken
Noah:nah my grandmother funeral today
Me:ok
Noah: Caught on the snap at a kennedy fried chicken
by Noahpussy February 12, 2020