The supper Jewish kid in your grade that thinks he's the shit. He is a total try hard and has no idea where his life is going. His testicles are the sizes of edamame.
by Pegasus23 January 30, 2018
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Is that Noah? He's amazing but I don't really talk to him I just unload my problems on him. I just use him to make myself happy.
by Clown🤡🤠 December 5, 2019
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by Honestlyys April 6, 2020
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