Noah 

A conceited douchebag who feels authority towards every human being, and believes he is right about everything.

That guy is such a Noah.

Noah by coolness23 December 28, 2011

Noah 

Usually a very fat person of extreme size, he is normally Indian with a very small penis. He usally likes a girl called Beth Cooper and would like to have sex with her with his pants on because of his small penis.

That man was such a noah last night in bed.

Noah by Serengeti Highway July 7, 2011

Noah 

A faggot

Noah Book

Noah by Maw <3 July 2, 2010

Noah 

A guy that all the girls like and think is sexy but actually has a small penis

Girl: your so hot but i cant feel it
Noah:sorry its small

Noah by RealTruthz December 29, 2016

Noah 

A very and always depressed person that thinks about himself as fat, stupid, and hates eating. All he does is sleep. And depresses everyone.

A "Noah" entered a school and was being sad which depressed everyone.

Noah by Deathcobra May 22, 2010

Noah 

A fatass piece of shit who likes dick and tends to jerk off every day of the week

Girl:so Noah what have u been up to?
Noah:I've been jerking off to gay porn lately
Girl:wtf

Noah by Kenbone666 June 8, 2016

Noah 

Noah is a guy that can be cool at times, likes to play a lot of games but can get super annoying. Most guys called Noah have an extreme case of obesity but are slowly losing the pounds, or so they say. Spends way too much money on useless things such as fake money and weird action figures.

You say Noah the other day, nah man who's Noah?

Noah by lmaoking47 October 9, 2017