Nasty Nardoe

The sexual act of using grape jelly, a strawberry condom and a night full of regrets.

Misty got nasty nardoed last night, she smells wonderful but it's gonna take days to get that jelly out.

by NastyNardoe January 22, 2017

sneaky nard

When someone gives you a roofy and tattoos "YNOHTNA" on your forehead

Oh man I was drinking with Nard last night and I don't remember anything, I hope he didn't give me a SNEAKY NARD

by Falling Eagle August 13, 2017

awe nards

What you say when you are mighty unfortunate.

aWe nARdS! i fLuNKed mY mATh tESt!

by Mother lord September 30, 2017

fuck nard

the dumbest bitch you know

audrey you’re such a fuck nard

by fuckthispussyboy November 5, 2020

poop nards

When u dip ur nards in poop u get poop nards¡¡¡!!!¡¡¡!!!

I sat down in some dog shit and I got poop nards

by 666*FUNKY~FRESH~FLAILER*666 October 9, 2021

Little nards

A man who drinks monkey slump. A man who cannot say earth. A man who has no emotions. He also is wanted in Mexico for drug trafficking

Little nards loves to cook his balls in his air fryer

by Monkey fart June 4, 2022

On nYardie

Irish version of On Yard. If some says this to you to reassure to you that they ain't lying. You just know they're telling the truth 💀

Promise on my mothers life that I didn't touch your girl. On nYardie I didn't do nothing. She's nothin to make me toss on about now is she?

by CuunCuunLips June 9, 2022