"Nice view" is a phrase used by me and my friends. It is something that I think I worth sharing.
We say this when a friend of ours is sitting in front of someone's ass crack. "Nice view" is a mixture of sarcasm and if the view IS nice, good for you.
Me: Nice view. (Followed by a wink)
Her: I know right. (Sarcasm)
You know those times where you are just there working your butt off so you dont have homework tonight and then the person in front of you needs help so the teacher comes over and leans to the person so the her huge fat ass is right in front of your freaking face?
Me: Nice view. (While puking)
Her: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Now, are you scared of heights? Because the line on your behind is like halfway there. Pull it up!!
We say this when a friend of ours is sitting in front of someone's ass crack. "Nice view" is a mixture of sarcasm and if the view IS nice, good for you.
Me: Nice view. (Followed by a wink)
Her: I know right. (Sarcasm)
You know those times where you are just there working your butt off so you dont have homework tonight and then the person in front of you needs help so the teacher comes over and leans to the person so the her huge fat ass is right in front of your freaking face?
Me: Nice view. (While puking)
Her: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Now, are you scared of heights? Because the line on your behind is like halfway there. Pull it up!!
by marlanmae April 29, 2013
Get the Nice Viewmug. A male who expects a female to accept his romantic advances simply because he is "nice," and is angered when she does not.
Possible causes for this phenomenon:
1.) He views romance as a prize he is entitled to, like his allowance, as long as he behaves himself.
2.) He thinks all women are the same dainty, smiling, flower-picking Disney princess, who want nothing more in a man than giant smiles, polite chit-chat, poetry readings, and doors held opened for them. He does not understand that women are individuals.
3.) He has a mental disability that encourages girls to put on a super-nice act around him, as they would around a child. He mistakes this for their real personality, and thinks they are really getting to know each other and clicking, when...no. (This one's pretty tragic, and no one's fault, really.)
4.) He's a really bad actor, so even girls who DO want a "nice, sensitive guy" can see right through his crap.
5.) He is a genuinely nice guy, but only goes for hot girls he has nothing in common with...while complaining that girls always go for the "wrong" guy.
6.) A closeted homosexual or transsexual, who has discovered how conveniently the "nice guy" motif can cover up his secret. ("I'm just not a man's man!") This can leave a bad impression on the girl, after she learns the truth. She may become so paranoid, that if the next guy she dates cheats on her with another woman, she may break into a joyful jig, exclaiming, "My boyfriend is straight!"
Possible causes for this phenomenon:
1.) He views romance as a prize he is entitled to, like his allowance, as long as he behaves himself.
2.) He thinks all women are the same dainty, smiling, flower-picking Disney princess, who want nothing more in a man than giant smiles, polite chit-chat, poetry readings, and doors held opened for them. He does not understand that women are individuals.
3.) He has a mental disability that encourages girls to put on a super-nice act around him, as they would around a child. He mistakes this for their real personality, and thinks they are really getting to know each other and clicking, when...no. (This one's pretty tragic, and no one's fault, really.)
4.) He's a really bad actor, so even girls who DO want a "nice, sensitive guy" can see right through his crap.
5.) He is a genuinely nice guy, but only goes for hot girls he has nothing in common with...while complaining that girls always go for the "wrong" guy.
6.) A closeted homosexual or transsexual, who has discovered how conveniently the "nice guy" motif can cover up his secret. ("I'm just not a man's man!") This can leave a bad impression on the girl, after she learns the truth. She may become so paranoid, that if the next guy she dates cheats on her with another woman, she may break into a joyful jig, exclaiming, "My boyfriend is straight!"
"I am so finished with dating nice guys! Next time a guy tries to pick me up in a sparkely blue prius, I'm not going on the date."
by The Chickens Are Revolting December 5, 2014
Get the Nice Guymug. What people will answer when they don`t give a shit about your story (or are completely disgusted by it). It normally comes from people that just won`t tell you what they really think to avoid discussion.
by Mariotol December 9, 2010
Get the How nicemug. Used to describe something that is at the same time both abhorrent and attractive. Most commonly used to describe odours.
Bored out of his brain, Billy went from picking his nose to scratching his balls and fingering his arse hole. With absent mind he went back to picking his nose and was smacked around the face by the abhorrent smell. He gingerly put finger back to nose and found with further inspection that the smell was actually really rather attractive. This led him to experiment with his other bodily odours. Such joy! Never again would he know boredom. There seemed infinate combinations of nasty-nice smells:
ear-wax, cockcheese, belly-button fluff, cheesy toenail stuff. Spunk sock, gym sock, football sock, pre-cum cock. Front of pants, back of pants, the tiny area between back and front of pants...
ear-wax, cockcheese, belly-button fluff, cheesy toenail stuff. Spunk sock, gym sock, football sock, pre-cum cock. Front of pants, back of pants, the tiny area between back and front of pants...
by Andy Pandy January 2, 2004
Get the nasty-nicemug. the kind of girl you could take home to mom, but won't because it's easier to sleep with a whore than foster a relationship.
- hey, i heard she was a nice girl. should i go out with her?
- no way man. go for the whore.
- you're right man. what was i thinking?
- no way man. go for the whore.
- you're right man. what was i thinking?
by the nice girl July 2, 2005
Get the nice girlmug. A man who has rejected the societal notion of masculinity and chosen to define himself from the inside out instead, realising that traits such as empathy and nuturing are not actually limited to the female of the species, and nor are aggression and assertiveness limited to the male.
Despite this newfound revelation, however, there is still a strong genetic predisposition for humans to continuously behave as if we were animals seeking out the alpha male with those genes most suited for surviving in a hostile environment.
Often times, the average woman, whom society encourages to indulge in her weaknesses and surpress her strengths, is a self-loathing masochist who may appreciate the nice guy's friendship and understanding, but feels no attraction toward him because his insecurities remind her of why she hates herself. Therefore, she almost always seeks the dominant, aggressive, unempathic male with whom she can vicariously live to make up for her weaknesses. Of course, this inidividual, commonly known as a jerk, is also usually an egotistical, disloyal, and shallow person for whom societal dictates of masculinity will force him to disregard his mate's feelings and treat her as if she were beneath him.
Feeling emotionally unsatisfied, the female will then turn to her nice guy friend, whom she has long since castrated, for comfort, and complain to him about how men suck, except for him, and that he deserves a good girlfriend eventually except that it is never her or any other woman he might encounter.
Despite this newfound revelation, however, there is still a strong genetic predisposition for humans to continuously behave as if we were animals seeking out the alpha male with those genes most suited for surviving in a hostile environment.
Often times, the average woman, whom society encourages to indulge in her weaknesses and surpress her strengths, is a self-loathing masochist who may appreciate the nice guy's friendship and understanding, but feels no attraction toward him because his insecurities remind her of why she hates herself. Therefore, she almost always seeks the dominant, aggressive, unempathic male with whom she can vicariously live to make up for her weaknesses. Of course, this inidividual, commonly known as a jerk, is also usually an egotistical, disloyal, and shallow person for whom societal dictates of masculinity will force him to disregard his mate's feelings and treat her as if she were beneath him.
Feeling emotionally unsatisfied, the female will then turn to her nice guy friend, whom she has long since castrated, for comfort, and complain to him about how men suck, except for him, and that he deserves a good girlfriend eventually except that it is never her or any other woman he might encounter.
by Killing Kittens March 1, 2005
Get the nice guymug. The Cult of Niceness is a recent phenomenon mentioned in a write-up by Bruce Frohnen about how some people prioritize "niceness" over doing what is right, masking a very deceptive act of discrimination that pretends to care about everyone equally while in fact favoring certain people who are unethical to help them get away with murder over others who are ethical and deserving of good treatment.
The phenomenon does not take into account that if you are "nice" to the wrong person (e.g. a thief, a corrupt officer, or a bad manager) or at the wrong time (like after someone caused harm to others or damaged people's properties), you are actually not being nice to the good people who would negatively get impacted by being nice to a bad person at the wrong time. In other words, the "niceness" that the Cult of Niceness promotes is not even real niceness at all. It is only a corrupt shallow naive version of niceness that is not good at all and is only meant to excuse the evil actions of evil people.
Usually, there are benefactors indirectly benefiting from the Cult of Niceness, whether financially when people are not reprimanded for falling for certain addictions (e.g. porn) or immorally when normalizing and excusing certain immoral behaviors.
Members of the Cult of Niceness hypocritically do what they decry by yelling rudely and angrily at the person they perceive as "not nice" without being nice themselves, negating their credibility and becoming easily ignorable by everyone.
The phenomenon does not take into account that if you are "nice" to the wrong person (e.g. a thief, a corrupt officer, or a bad manager) or at the wrong time (like after someone caused harm to others or damaged people's properties), you are actually not being nice to the good people who would negatively get impacted by being nice to a bad person at the wrong time. In other words, the "niceness" that the Cult of Niceness promotes is not even real niceness at all. It is only a corrupt shallow naive version of niceness that is not good at all and is only meant to excuse the evil actions of evil people.
Usually, there are benefactors indirectly benefiting from the Cult of Niceness, whether financially when people are not reprimanded for falling for certain addictions (e.g. porn) or immorally when normalizing and excusing certain immoral behaviors.
Members of the Cult of Niceness hypocritically do what they decry by yelling rudely and angrily at the person they perceive as "not nice" without being nice themselves, negating their credibility and becoming easily ignorable by everyone.
In the 2010s, the Cult of Niceness became popular in online social media networks as mobs of unethical people would harass certain ethical people they deemed weak, unconnected-to-high-level-people, and worthy of being hated (while hypocritically claiming they were against hate). And, if the harassed people tried to defend themselves against the rude comments of the unethical people, they'd get suddenly called out for not being "nice" while the unethical rude harassers are let off the hook as "simply expressing themselves" and "not being hateful" despite their obvious hating on the ethical people they harassed.
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A home owner got robbed through breaking and entering, and when they found the thief leaving with their belongings, they yelled at the thief to drop everything they took, but then immediately, the Cult of Niceness police cut the home owner off and asked them to be "nice" by not yelling at the thief rudely, thus allowing the thief to escape.
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Someone on a mountain was running towards a cliff that they were not aware of, so another person loudly yelled at the runner to warn them they were going to fall off a cliff, but members of the Cult of Niceness immediately cut that person off before they finished their warning to inform them they were not being "nice" to the runner due to yelling rudely, which prevented the runner from hearing the warning that was about to save their life, and ended up falling off the cliff, benefiting benefactors of the Cult of Niceness.
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A home owner got robbed through breaking and entering, and when they found the thief leaving with their belongings, they yelled at the thief to drop everything they took, but then immediately, the Cult of Niceness police cut the home owner off and asked them to be "nice" by not yelling at the thief rudely, thus allowing the thief to escape.
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Someone on a mountain was running towards a cliff that they were not aware of, so another person loudly yelled at the runner to warn them they were going to fall off a cliff, but members of the Cult of Niceness immediately cut that person off before they finished their warning to inform them they were not being "nice" to the runner due to yelling rudely, which prevented the runner from hearing the warning that was about to save their life, and ended up falling off the cliff, benefiting benefactors of the Cult of Niceness.
by OffBeatDrummer May 15, 2023
Get the Cult of Nicenessmug.